The New Season - Poem

05 Aug 2011 08:02 am, by MOTForum

As a new season approaches
What may lay ahead?
Losing from good positions
and comebacks from the dead.

We've lost some decent players,
we've "lost" some carp ones too.
But this team of many different skills
Won't rest for number two.

Simon Grayson's told them
There'll be no carp this time.
Just hoof the fecking ball away
The crowd will see no crime.

Simon's set his team up,
with a question mark o'er Mendy.
A late night trip to Elland Road,
but Bates' response, "No Spendy".

But will we give a carp,
The players we have slighted.
'Cause once they pull that White shirt on,
They're all f*cking Leeds United.