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O/T Tesco survival guide

Post by ArmleyWhite » Fri Jan 22, 2010 4:13 pm

Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or boyfriend along shopping

This letter was actually sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in Oxford :


Dear Mrs. Murray,

Whilst we would like to thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless your
Husband stops his antics.

Below is a list of his actions over the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras:

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's trolleys when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine products aisle.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares..... And watched what happened.

5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and told shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calorgas stove.

7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he began to cry and asked, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

8.. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, picked his nose, and ate it.

9. October 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants were.

10. November 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the Mission Impossible' theme.

11.November 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the 'Madonna look' using different size funnels.

12. November 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled' PICK ME!' 'PICK ME!'

13. November 21: When an announcement came over the loudspeaker, assumed the foetal position and screamed 'NO! NO! It's those voices again.'

And; last, but not least:

14. November 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while; then yelled, very loudly, 'There is no toilet paper in here.'

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Post by LUFCRACE » Fri Jan 22, 2010 4:18 pm

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Post by Crude » Fri Jan 22, 2010 5:38 pm

:lol:
Thanks for the chuckle, may have to try some of those out next time I'm in Walmart.
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Re: O/T Tesco survival guide

Post by Mikey » Fri Jan 22, 2010 10:13 pm

Seen it before but makes me laugh everytime :fish1:

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Re: O/T Tesco survival guide

Post by ArmleyWhite » Sat Jan 23, 2010 11:10 am

That last one is a cracker, gonna have to do that at some point!!

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Re: O/T Tesco survival guide

Post by essexwhite » Sun Jan 24, 2010 10:18 am

Is it a joke or made up? :-D
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Re: O/T Tesco survival guide

Post by matt leeds » Sun Jan 24, 2010 5:43 pm

Top Quality! :lol:
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