Jewish divorce

[Drs.Dad]

A Jewish woman says to her mother, "I'm divorcing Jacob!
All he wants is sex, sex and more sex. My vagina is now the
size of a 50 cent piece. It used to be the size of a 5 cent piece."

Her mother says:

"You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman. You live in
an 8 bedroom mansion. You drive a Ferrari. You get $2,000 a
week allowance. You take 6 vacations a year, and you want to
throw all that away over 45 cents? "