Love in the nursing home
Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2015 1:43 am
An eighty-eight year old man and a charming young lady of 86 meet in the nursing home, fall in love, and get married.
Because the blushing bride is worried about her new husband's health she insists upon separate rooms. He, however, buys a bottle full of viagra.
An hour or so after the ceremony, there's a knock on her door and her new husband is standing there. He enters the room, and the sex is fantastic. Afterwards, the bride looks at her husband and tells him how wonderful it was, and he responds, "Oh, it was nothing, my love." He then returns to his room.
After about half an hour, there's another knock on the bride's door, and it's her new husband again. This time the sex is beyond words. Spectacular, thrilling, transcendent. Afterwards, the bride tells her husband that it was, quite simply, the best sex she has ever had. "Oh, it was nothing, my love," he replies, and heads back to his room.
A little while later there's another knock on the door and it's her husband again. This time, the sex is so good, she sees God. Afterwards, the bride turns to her new husband and says, "I shouldn't compare, but my first husband was wonderful once, occasionally twice. But he was never as good as this once, let alone three times!"
And the husband replies, "You mean I've been here already?"
Because the blushing bride is worried about her new husband's health she insists upon separate rooms. He, however, buys a bottle full of viagra.
An hour or so after the ceremony, there's a knock on her door and her new husband is standing there. He enters the room, and the sex is fantastic. Afterwards, the bride looks at her husband and tells him how wonderful it was, and he responds, "Oh, it was nothing, my love." He then returns to his room.
After about half an hour, there's another knock on the bride's door, and it's her new husband again. This time the sex is beyond words. Spectacular, thrilling, transcendent. Afterwards, the bride tells her husband that it was, quite simply, the best sex she has ever had. "Oh, it was nothing, my love," he replies, and heads back to his room.
A little while later there's another knock on the door and it's her husband again. This time, the sex is so good, she sees God. Afterwards, the bride turns to her new husband and says, "I shouldn't compare, but my first husband was wonderful once, occasionally twice. But he was never as good as this once, let alone three times!"
And the husband replies, "You mean I've been here already?"