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Post by hector » Wed Nov 18, 2015 9:36 am

In the light of recent police announcements that they no longer consider it necessary to attend the scene of domestic burglaries, I have taken down the St. George's flag from beside the house and peeled the burglar alarm sticker off the front door. We've disconnected our home alarm system and quit our Neighbourhood Watch.

I've bought two Pakistani flags on eBay and raised them in the front garden, one at each corner, plus a black flag of ISIS in the centre.

Now the local police, CID, MI5, SAS and other UK Counter Terrorism agencies are all watching the house 24/7. We've never felt safer and we're saving £24.95 a month.
:tup: “There comes a time in every mans life when he must do what he must do :wink:

So I tell the wife when she tells me to get off my arse and do some work. :(

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