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Sheff Utd away by aeroplane

Postby liggy » Sun Oct 08, 2017 1:18 pm

av bowt a plane off Ryanair .join me on board it's free to fly.
Taken names now,
Hand luggage add £30,
Pint of beer£8
Ham n pease pud meal deal £15
Loo visit£1
Rab is on the keyboard ,
Limited availability

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Re: Sheff utd away by aeroplane

Postby Ratscoot » Sun Oct 08, 2017 1:31 pm

Count me in :roflmao:
A bumble bee under the laws of physics shouldnt be able to fly, but it does because no one has told it that it can't

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Re: Sheff utd away by aeroplane

Postby liggy » Sun Oct 08, 2017 1:41 pm

Ratscoot wrote:Count me in :roflmao:


Anyhoo that's me & ratty :roflmao:
A could land it on the M62 and pick anyone up at junction 14

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Re: Sheff utd away by aeroplane

Postby gessa » Sun Oct 08, 2017 2:17 pm

Wasnt too sure at first but the meal deal as persuaded me.
I'm in.

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Re: Sheff utd away by aeroplane

Postby liggy » Sun Oct 08, 2017 2:31 pm

Nee bother ges ,
Going to put the petrol in at tesco extra before we take off,
Not paying airport prices.

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Re: Sheff utd away by aeroplane

Postby gessa » Sun Oct 08, 2017 2:35 pm

liggy wrote:Nee bother ges ,
Going to put the petrol in at tesco extra before we take off,
Not paying airport prices.



Good thinking..think I'll nip in for my Pringles, much better value than the plane.

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Re: Sheff utd away by aeroplane

Postby whiteswan » Sun Oct 08, 2017 3:41 pm

I'm up for it liggy, but only if you provide t' mushy peas.....

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Re: Sheff utd away by aeroplane

Postby liggy » Sun Oct 08, 2017 3:51 pm

whiteswan wrote:I'm up for it liggy, but only if you provide t' mushy peas.....


Swanster just coz its Ye like,
Am gan a give you a free upgrade to 1st class,
You can expect batchelors mushy peas served with sea bass & lemon jus or pan fried puffin with a raspberry compote its up to you.

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Re: Sheff utd away by aeroplane

Postby 1964white » Sun Oct 08, 2017 6:08 pm

liggy wrote:Swanster just coz its Ye like,
Am gan a give you a free upgrade to 1st class,
You can expect batchelors mushy peas served with sea bass & lemon jus or pan fried puffin with a raspberry compote its up to you.


I love a piece of Seabass

Pan-fried Puffin sounds interesting liggy

Don't think you'd attract the Mrs & I on your flying machine or any other plane tbh.

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Re: Sheff utd away by aeroplane

Postby liggy » Sun Oct 08, 2017 6:48 pm

1964white wrote:I love a piece of Seabass

Pan-fried Puffin sounds interesting liggy

Don't think you'd attract the Mrs & I on your flying machine or any other plane tbh



Well you can't be too fussy moggie man
I've only got 38 seconds to serve the food n wine
Before we land at Sheffield international .sheeesh :duno:

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Re: Sheff utd away by aeroplane

Postby 1964white » Sun Oct 08, 2017 6:51 pm

liggy wrote:Well you can't be too fussy moggie man
I've only got 38 seconds to serve the food n wine
Before we land at Sheffield international .sheeesh :duno:


I must say the company aboard would be a hoot :lol:

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Re: Sheff utd away by aeroplane

Postby Ratscoot » Sun Oct 08, 2017 7:15 pm

1964white wrote:I must say the company aboard would be a hoot :lol:


Wood Beer Hoot is some of that thar posh Southern Food :roflmao:
A bumble bee under the laws of physics shouldnt be able to fly, but it does because no one has told it that it can't

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Re: Sheff utd away by aeroplane

Postby liggy » Sun Oct 08, 2017 7:27 pm

Well anyhoo ,just for mogg
I've added these recipes for my first class clientele


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Re: Sheff utd away by aeroplane

Postby 1964white » Mon Oct 09, 2017 6:19 am

Has liggy the pilot landed yet ?

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Re: Sheff utd away by aeroplane

Postby hector » Mon Oct 09, 2017 7:22 am

He turned left at Hoyland and ended up over Wath on Derne, then lost his lead pigeon so therefore also his sense of direction...

Seems he was last seen somewhere off the coast of Morocco.... :shock: :shock:
:tup: A Ditto a day STILL keeps Leon at bay... :wink:

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Re: Sheff Utd away by aeroplane

Postby beer belly bert » Mon Oct 09, 2017 7:47 pm

Managed to get a copy of liggys flight plan :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

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Re: Sheff Utd away by aeroplane

Postby gessa » Mon Oct 09, 2017 7:49 pm

beer belly bert wrote:Managed to get a copy of liggys flight plan :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

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Is the bit in the middle the cock-pit

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Re: Sheff Utd away by aeroplane

Postby beer belly bert » Mon Oct 09, 2017 7:53 pm

gessa wrote:Is the bit in the middle the cock-pit


I think were all talking B0LLOX
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Re: Sheff Utd away by aeroplane

Postby whiteswan » Mon Oct 09, 2017 11:44 pm

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: You lot make me smile :-D But, I swear I've just seen liggy's plane ( and his leading pigeon fly over my house in Suffolk) my garden is awash wit' mushy peas! Can only mean one thing....liggy is on his way back home upt North :lol:

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Re: Sheff Utd away by aeroplane

Postby liggy » Tue Oct 10, 2017 8:08 am

Capt liggy DFM :pig:
Reporting from flight deck.Leeds to Sheffield update , after hiring many bellies bert as my co-pilot, I went for a whizz only to come back and find us mid atlantic the daft ape.
Hooever as the petrol gages are critical I've
had to throw passengers of into the Atlantic.
Moggie was first off for refusing to eat the puffin with raspberry compote.
Next off was swannie she ate 5kilo of seabass I did provide a parachute for swannie tho..
Ges said the pease pudding was off so he got hoyd oot is well.
I've now had to make an SOS to MECCA Sandra mix the Hempseed with no1 racemix...ends


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