Eastenders does Les Miserables/My Fair Lady/Mary Poppins

[1964white]

For Children In Need

The most challenging performance of their acting careers I suspect

[HarryofOz]

This week's episode plot

The long-lost sister of a cockney nanny turns up in the neighbourhood pregnant and owning nothing but a talking umbrella.

Taken in by a lowly pub-owner, who turns out to be the abandoned twin-brother of the local lord of the manor, and who teaches her to speak posh so that she can infiltrate his evil brother's bank's employee creche.

Taking advantage of being on the inside and trusted, she leads a revolution against the board of directors - all of whom have a wooden leg called William, And, using those legs to beat the drums, the revolutionaries all burst into a chorus of 'Can you hear the people sing supercallafragesticexpialladociasly (in French of course, which sub-titles).

[liggy]

aye best stick to the sullivans harry much more realistic man
I can't understand the sand dancers never mind cockneys

[liggy]

Talking of soap operas wor lasses favourite
Ennerdale farm is reet dangerous
6 houses in a tiny hamlet in North yorks Population of 17
Fooking hell man train crash , plane crash car crash bus crash,
Some fookers hoose set on fire at least once a fort night, gun siege,
Kidnapping every other episode,
It's just like Disraeli street Blyth

[The Subhuman]

Talking of soap operas wor lasses favourite
Ennerdale farm is reet dangerous
6 houses in a tiny hamlet in North yorks Population of 17
Fooking hell man train crash , plane crash car crash bus crash,
Some fookers hoose set on fire at least once a fort night, gun siege,
Kidnapping every other episode,
It's just like Disraeli street Blyth

No worse than living in Midsummer, life insurance rates there must be through the roof...

[The Subhuman]

This week's episode plot

The long-lost sister of a cockney nanny turns up in the neighbourhood pregnant and owning nothing but a talking umbrella.

Taken in by a lowly pub-owner, who turns out to be the abandoned twin-brother of the local lord of the manor, and who teaches her to speak posh so that she can infiltrate his evil brother's bank's employee creche.

Taking advantage of being on the inside and trusted, she leads a revolution against the board of directors - all of whom have a wooden leg called William, And, using those legs to beat the drums, the revolutionaries all burst into a chorus of 'Can you hear the people sing supercallafragesticexpialladociasly (in French of course, which sub-titles).

busy tonight...bored are we?

by the way did you ever hear of the headline in a Scottish newspaper the day after Caladonian Thistle beat Celtic.

"Super Cally go ballistic Celtic are atrocious"

[HarryofOz]

busy tonight...bored are we?

by the way did you ever hear of the headline in a Scottish newspaper the day after Caladonian Thistle beat Celtic.

"Super Cally go ballistic Celtic are atrocious"

Ha ha, was putting off the grocery shopping

Great headline that, normally the puns attempted in newspaper headlines are terrible and totally unfunny.

[liggy]

No worse than living in Midsummer, life insurance rates there must be through the roof...