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Witty/Humorous player nicknames

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Argyle fan here...on a mission to identify witty and apt/funny player nicknames past and present

Obviously the re are the classic s of One Size for Fitz Hall and Kris Musampa, but I have also found some less well known ones such as split pin, afghan hound and even bananawasp!!

I am also interested in your candidates for any of Beast/Psycho/Animal/Trigger/Flying Pig /50p[Head etc etc...am guessing Molinaar will be in there somewhere

Best of luck for the rest of the season...we look like we have a hard slog ahead


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What's a Flying Pig/Trigger and who's Milinaar ?
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Norman bites your legs

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Hi...yes love that one.....I was a "Leeds as my second team" fan in those days....as was my Brother until one day he decided he supported Arsenal....

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John ‘shags your wife/gf’ Terry
John ‘claim the glory’Terry

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I know there’s loads of others but my minds gone blank, it’s been a long hard day :roll:
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Wasn't big Jack Charlton known as the giraffe?
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Luke "cover for me" Ayling.
Liam "thank god for Pontus" Cooper
Kemar "oops my shot hit the roof" Roofe.
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Tony ‘Donkey’Adams
Joey ‘Cigar in your face’ Barton
‘Run down a blind Alley’ Sacko
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Cjay wrote:Luke "cover for me" Ayling.
Liam "thank god for Pontus" Cooper
Kemar "oops my shot hit the roof" Roofe.
:duno:
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hector wrote:Wasn't big Jack Charlton known as the giraffe?
He certainly was Hector
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Ratscoot wrote:
I know there’s loads of others but my minds gone blank, it’s been a long hard day :roll:
Get the others but I need a clue who this one is.
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gessa wrote:Get the others but I need a clue who this one is.
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There was a rugby league player in Australia called Phil Sigsworth. His nickname was 'Whats a packet a'
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