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Cjay
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For £1,000,000 . . . . . .. . . .

Would you spend your Christmas time (not just the 1 day) we talking Christmas Eve through to New Year :-D

Would you spend your days with . . . . . .

Ken Bates :(
Neil Warnock
Peter Ridsdale
Joey Barton.

You cant argue with them, you have to cook, clean and basically make there Christmas as joyful as possible.

Whatever they say, you have to agree and nod :shock:
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put me down for Warnock he would be a right laugh , easy million quid that .
I could stop drinking but im not a quitter
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Barton for me.. !
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Barton, reckon it would be a laugh, then he'd get a bit arsey and I'd have to slap him. Win-win!!
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If I agreed to take them all, could I get four million quid?

One week followed by a year or two of very expensive therapy. I could do that.
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Barton then at the end we could share a cigar, but I’d be the one handing it to him this time :roflmao:
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Someone would have to give the kiss of life to KB at some point, hope you're all factoring that in. If he dies - no Million bucks
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You could knock four or five noughts
Off that figure and I'd still do it
Haven't got a pot to piss in at the minute
Might be eaten racing pigeon on xmas day :roflmao:
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Easy, Joey Barton.
All the others have done 'stuff' to Leeds United and I would find it difficult to 'be nice' to them and make their Christmas enjoyable.
Joey is just a bit of a dick and I can be nice to him for a million quid.
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I'm with Bert! Neil Warnock for me.
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whiteswan wrote:I'm with Bert! Neil Warnock for me.

Does Mr Swan know ?
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faaip wrote:Does Mr Swan know ?
I won't tell him if you don't faaip :sing:
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Cjay wrote:For £1,000,000 . . . . . .. . . .

Would you spend your Christmas time (not just the 1 day) we talking Christmas Eve through to New Year :-D

Would you spend your days with . . . . . .

Ken Bates :(
Neil Warnock
Peter Ridsdale
Joey Barton.

You cant argue with them, you have to cook, clean and basically make there Christmas as joyful as possible.

Whatever they say, you have to agree and nod :shock:
Cjay - Can you not expand the guest list to include Massimo's daughter Eleonora? If so I unselfishly nominate myself to be her slave over christmas :wink:
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Azkalwhite wrote:Cjay - Can you not expand the guest list to include Massimo's daughter Eleonora? If so I unselfishly nominate myself to be her slave over christmas :wink:
I’d ditto that in fact thinking about it is making my ditto bigger
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