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Eurovision farce ???

Posted: Sun May 13, 2018 7:38 am
by 1964white
Did anyone see this farce last night ?

Austria looked like they had won the contest with Sweden about ten points behind in 2nd place after 43 countries had nominated their votes

Then they went to an audience vote which was more rigged than the original political voting

In the end Israel who were 40 points behind the original Austrian leading song won it :? :shock:

This young lass impersonating a chicken looking like Bjork won it with a truly awful song

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Re: Eurovision farce

Posted: Sun May 13, 2018 7:43 am
by 1964white
I hope this points system is introduced into the Championship next year, we could play rubbish all season as usual, but then are handed a crazy amount of points & end up being promoted :-D

Re: Eurovision farce ???

Posted: Sun May 13, 2018 8:07 am
by liggy
Crikey if a put a bit of lippy on
And a pink frock that's the spit of moi

Won't mention s/bucket tho :whistle: :rol: :rol:

Re: Eurovision farce ???

Posted: Sun May 13, 2018 8:10 am
by 1964white
liggy wrote: Sun May 13, 2018 8:07 am Crikey if a put a bit of lippy on
And a pink frock that's the spit of moi

Won't mention s/bucket tho :whistle: :rol: :rol:
:rol: :rol: :rol: :rol:

Re: Eurovision farce ???

Posted: Sun May 13, 2018 8:31 am
by HarryofOz
I spent the day with some friends of Cypriot origin who were devastated that the favourite - Cyprus - was beaten by the Israel song. Maybe the 'message behind't that song was the deciding factor, but it's an absolute shocker.

Eurovision has always been a bit of a farce with so much politically-based voting, I don't know why anyone takes it seriously.

Re: Eurovision farce ???

Posted: Sun May 13, 2018 8:38 am
by 1964white
HarryofOz wrote: Sun May 13, 2018 8:31 am I spent the day with some friends of Cypriot origin who were devastated that the favourite - Cyprus - was beaten by the Israel song. Maybe the 'message behind't that song was the deciding factor, but it's an absolute shocker.

Eurovision has always been a bit of a farce with so much politically-based voting, I don't know why anyone takes it seriously.
The UK should pull out of it & let the rest of Europe + Australia :shock: get on with it

None of our recognised musicians wouldn't touch this contest with a barge-pole nowadays

Re: Eurovision farce

Posted: Sun May 13, 2018 10:33 am
by whiteswan
1964white wrote: Sun May 13, 2018 7:43 am I hope this points system is introduced into the Championship next year, we could play rubbish all season as usual, but then are handed a crazy amount of points & end up being promoted :-D
Now there's an idea...probably the only chance we've got :)

Re: Eurovision farce ???

Posted: Sun May 13, 2018 10:37 am
by whiteswan
We started watching The Eurovision Leon, but turned off after the Uk song...but didn't our lass do well after she was approached by some protester? She looked visually shook up but then gave such a powerful performance as if to say "you aint stopping me mate!"

Re: Eurovision farce ???

Posted: Sun May 13, 2018 10:45 am
by The Subhuman
we finished 24 of 26 despite an increase sympathy vote ...how bad must the song have been?

We maybe not pull out but just take the piss with our entries in future...or is that what we've been doing for 30 years?

Re: Eurovision farce ???

Posted: Sun May 13, 2018 11:32 am
by 1964white
faaip wrote: Sun May 13, 2018 10:45 am we finished 24 of 26 despite an increase sympathy vote ...how bad must the song have been?

We maybe not pull out but just take the piss with our entries in future...or is that what we've been doing for 30 years?
The UK song wasn't as bad as some of those at the top

Problem is the rest of the world hates us & are determined to make a fun contest all political

Politics should never come into it mate !

Pull out of the damn thing.....the UK, USA, Jamaica know they have the best music in the world anyway

Re: Eurovision farce ???

Posted: Sun May 13, 2018 11:39 am
by 1964white
whiteswan wrote: Sun May 13, 2018 10:37 am We started watching The Eurovision Leon, but turned off after the Uk song...but didn't our lass do well after she was approached by some protester? She looked visually shook up but then gave such a powerful performance as if to say "you aint stopping me mate!"
Of course she would be shocked when some idiot invades the stage Swannie :shock: yes she did very well under horrible circumstances. There are always nutters who want to spoil events such as these because they want to make a point with their extreme views !

World gone mad Swannie :evil:

Re: Eurovision farce

Posted: Sun May 13, 2018 11:40 am
by 1964white
whiteswan wrote: Sun May 13, 2018 10:33 am Now there's an idea...probably the only chance we've got :)
You are becoming as cynical as me Swannie :roflmao:

Re: Eurovision farce ???

Posted: Sun May 13, 2018 1:38 pm
by rab_rant
liggy wrote: Sun May 13, 2018 8:07 am Crikey if a put a bit of lippy on
And a pink frock that's the spit of moi

Won't mention s/bucket tho :whistle: :rol: :rol:
I thought it quite refreshing that the big boned Israeli girl
was chosen over the slim Julia Roberts clone who sang for Cyprus.
The times they are a changing.

Re: Eurovision farce ???

Posted: Sun May 13, 2018 1:46 pm
by rab_rant
stage invasion.

Re: Eurovision farce ???

Posted: Sun May 13, 2018 2:23 pm
by The Subhuman
Interruption aside that's an awfully contrived and cliched piece of music. Voice is tolerable, so not her fault

Re: Eurovision farce ???

Posted: Sun May 13, 2018 3:13 pm
by rab_rant
Gone are the days when everybody sang in their own language to the accompaniment of a live orchestra.
Even when the mike was snatched from her the backing tape was still playing on. It is more about
staging, lights flames dancing and costumes than it is about music.

The Waylon Jennings clone had a backing band who could not play their instruments and were only there
to dance and add to the spectacle. Fake eye lashes fluorescent neon colours, loads of sparkle and glitter
smoke and fireworks, flashing stroboscopic lights. All the gear and no idea.

Perhaps the visuals had more to do with the outcome than the songs themselves. Pathetic pyrotechnics.

Re: Eurovision farce ???

Posted: Sun May 13, 2018 3:34 pm
by 1964white
rab_rant wrote: Sun May 13, 2018 3:13 pm Gone are the days when everybody sang in their own language to the accompaniment of a live orchestra.
Even when the mike was snatched from her the backing tape was still playing on. It is more about
staging, lights flames dancing and costumes than it is about music.

The Waylon Jennings clone had a backing band who could not play their instruments and were only there
to dance and add to the spectacle. Fake eye lashes fluorescent neon colours, loads of sparkle and glitter
smoke and fireworks, flashing stroboscopic lights. All the gear and no idea.

Perhaps the visuals had more to do with the outcome than the songs themselves. Pathetic pyrotechnics.
Sums it up nicely Rab :tup:

Re: Eurovision farce ???

Posted: Mon May 14, 2018 1:22 am
by fred
1964white wrote: Sun May 13, 2018 11:32 am The UK song wasn't as bad as some of those at the top

Problem is the rest of the world hates us & are determined to make a fun contest all political

Politics should never come into it mate !

Pull out of the damn thing.....the UK, USA, Jamaica know they have the best music in the world anyway
You give this s**t too much relevance. The whole world knows that it is a corrupt `competition`.

People who want this event to be meaningful by being a honest... blablabla whatever are
a bit deluded themselves. This event would demonstrate the total lack of good taste whatever the circum-
stances would be.
It`s an exhibition once more of human stupidity and bad taste. :sick:

Re: Eurovision farce ???

Posted: Mon May 14, 2018 6:31 am
by liggy
fred wrote: Mon May 14, 2018 1:22 am You give this s**t too much relevance. The whole world knows that it is a corrupt `competition`.

People who want this event to be meaningful by being a honest... blablabla whatever are
a bit deluded themselves. This event would demonstrate the total lack of good taste whatever the circum-
stances would be.
It`s an exhibition once more of human stupidity and bad taste. :sick:
Apart from that did you enjoy it Fred :duno:

Re: Eurovision farce ???

Posted: Mon May 14, 2018 1:03 pm
by fred
liggy wrote: Mon May 14, 2018 6:31 am Apart from that did you enjoy it Fred :duno:
lol...didn`t watch it, but I just assumed it hasn`t changed much in comparison to 5-10 years ago. (When I just might have watched it
once or twice...as long as I could bear it...or fell asleep.)