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Post by Drs.Dad » Thu Feb 05, 2015 11:32 am

Just before he was put under anaesthetic, a surgeon spoke to his patient.

"I have some good news and some bad news," says the surgeon.

"The bad news is that I have to remove your right arm!"

"Oh no!" cries the man "My golfing is over! Please Doc what's the good news?

"The good news is I have another one to replace it with, but it's a woman's arm.
I'll need your permission before I go ahead with the transplant."

"Go for it doc" says the man. "As long as I can play golf again."

The operation went well and a year later the man was out on the golf course when he
bumped into the surgeon. "Hi, how's the new arm?" asks the surgeon.

"Just great," says the businessman. "I'm playing the best golf of my life.My new arm has
a much finer touch and my putting has really improved."

"Not only that, my handwriting has improved. I've learned how to sew my own clothes
and I've even taken up painting landscapes in water colours."

"Unbelievable!" said the surgeon "I'm so glad to hear the transplant was such a great success.
Have you been having any side effects?

"Well, just one problem" said the golfer. " Every time I get an erection, I also get a


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