He stormed out to his wife in the kitchen and announced "From now on I’m running this show, and
my word will be law. You’ll prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm done eating it, you’ll
serve me a scrumptious dessert. After dinner you’re going upstairs with me, and we’ll have any
kind of sex that I choose ! Afterwards, you’re going to run me a relaxing bath. You’ll wash my back,
towel me dry, and bring me my robe. Then, you’ll massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow,
guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair ?".
The wife replied "The f...ing undertaker would be my first guess !".