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with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young blonde declared, 'Well, then, maybe I'll
just go out and catch my own crocodile and get a pair of crocodile shoes for free!' The shopkeeper
replied with a sly smile, ’Well, little lady, why don't you go give it a try?' The blonde headed off
to the swamp,determined to catch an crocodile. Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving
home, and spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand.
He saw a huge 9-foot croc swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes, the blonde
took aim, shot the creature and hauled it up onto the slippery bank. Nearby were 7 more dead
crocs, all lying belly up. The shopkeeper watched in amazement as the blond struggled with
the croc. Then, rolling her eyes, she screamed in frustration ......
"Son-of-a-bitch!! THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT TOO!"