liggy wrote:Capt liggy DFM
Reporting from flight deck.Leeds to Sheffield update , after hiring many bellies bert as my co-pilot, I went for a whizz only to come back and find us mid atlantic the daft ape.
Hooever as the petrol gages are critical I've
had to throw passengers of into the Atlantic.
Moggie was first off for refusing to eat the puffin with raspberry compote.
Next off was swannie she ate 5kilo of seabass I did provide a parachute for swannie tho..
Ges said the pease pudding was off so he got hoyd oot is well.
I've now had to make an SOS to MECCA Sandra mix the Hempseed with no1 racemix...ends
liggy wrote:Capt liggy DFM
Reporting from flight deck.Leeds to Sheffield update , after hiring many bellies bert as my co-pilot, I went for a whizz only to come back and find us mid atlantic the daft ape.
Hooever as the petrol gages are critical I've
had to throw passengers of into the Atlantic.
Moggie was first off for refusing to eat the puffin with raspberry compote.
Next off was swannie she ate 5kilo of seabass I did provide a parachute for swannie tho..
Ges said the pease pudding was off so he got hoyd oot is well.
I've now had to make an SOS to MECCA Sandra mix the Hempseed with no1 racemix...ends
sorry capt Liggy I got a bit confused with your orders when you went for a dump
beer belly bert wrote:sorry capt Liggy I got a bit confused with your orders when you went for a dump
CAPT liggy DFM DFO DFDs
Leeds to Sheffield latest update
nee friggin wonder a ended up at the south Pole!!!
Turned out 2nd officer bert was playing etch a sketch.instead of putting oot a mayday
Anyhoo it's canny cad here as just popping oot
I might be a while
liggy wrote:av bowt a plane off Ryanair .join me on board it's free to fly.
Taken names now,
Hand luggage add £30,
Pint of beer£8
Ham n pease pud meal deal £15
Loo visit£1
Rab is on the keyboard ,
Limited availability
I really enjoy reading your posts, you do make me laugh liggy
1964white wrote:Captain liggy, please could you pick three of us up at Woodall Services for the Leicester cup game.
Would be interesting to see if your flying machine could out-speed the Griffin cruiser
Who man moggie keep it real !!!!
If I'm reading this reet You want me to land my DC10 at a service station crikey !!!!!
Well anyhoo I can't thanks to flight officer B B BELLY i noo have 9 points on me licence ,
Ermmmmm just as a after thought like, what ya deeing in a service station with a cruiser
The mind boggles URGHHHH
liggy wrote:Who man moggie keep it real !!!!
If I'm reading this reet You want me to land my DC10 at a service station crikey !!!!!
Well anyhoo I can't thanks to flight officer B B BELLY i noo have 9 points on me licence ,
Ermmmmm just as a after thought like, what ya deeing in a service station with a cruiser
The mind boggles URGHHHH
The Supporters coach we travel on to away games picks us up at Woodall Services when we are heading south, easier for us than catching the cruiser from Leeds
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