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Then why does Paris get 15.5 million visitors a year?
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Buck House is only open to a limited extent and only for a few months of the year.Gandalf wrote: ↑Sun May 20, 2018 1:48 pm They are open to the public, and bring in a tremendous amount of tourist money. I know, as I have toured Buck House and Windsor Castle. They may not be open when royalty is in residence, and you can't see the beds they slept in the night before, but the treasures contained can be seen if you stump up the money for the ticket. The gardens and parkland at Windsor, Sandringham and Balmoral are something special, as well.
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No=one has ever been able to adequately explain to me that, although Diana and Hewitt did have an affair (it is a matter of record), they did so when Harry was 2 years old. It starts to stretch the bounds of credulity that an ex-cavalry officer has the only recorded instance of time travelling sperm.Norm wrote: ↑Sat May 19, 2018 5:21 pm Funny thing but Harry hasn't got the Hewitt forehead - he has the Mountbatten forehead and narrow-spaced eyes. It's only the ginger hair but not the same hue, but people will think what they think.
I like Her Maj - I think she's done a fantastic job of representing us over the years. I'd far rather have our (immediate) Royal Family than the likes of 'non-King' Trump representing us, because that's the alternative. She's unelected, with no political power, only her gracious presence. What the future holds with Charles or William no one can tell, but they have to have learned from the example set by Her Maj.
If the Royal Family were to be disbanded forthwith, the poor in our society would probably not benefit by one penny piece because the political mob would take over their assets in ways we can't imagine. Any promises to share their wealth amongst the populace would get broken like they all are, so for me, I hope they stay like they are.
Today's wedding is a bit of a sham but millions will love it for what it is, a 'Pomp and Circumstance' special event. This is true of Americans almost more than UK citizens.
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Brilliantbarryanorak wrote:
No-one has ever been able to adequately explain that, although Diana and Hewitt did have an affair (it is a matter of record), they did so when Harry was 2 years old. It starts to stretch the bounds of credulity that an ex-cavalry officer has the only recorded instance of time travelling sperm.
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Well that just reminded me of Finnemore' Herod sketch ....barryanorak wrote: ↑Mon May 21, 2018 9:12 am No=one has ever been able to adequately explain to me that, although Diana and Hewitt did have an affair (it is a matter of record), they did so when Harry was 2 years old. It starts to stretch the bounds of credulity that an ex-cavalry officer has the only recorded instance of time travelling sperm.
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Very good
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His Royal Highness Harry Enfield and the Royal wedding Special.
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I was lucky to be out of the country and miss this arselick fest , the usual celebs kissing ass , Victoria Beckham looking like she's swallowed a wasp ( ugly miserable bitch ) .
Anyway , re Buck House open , I thought it was but might be mistaken ...but you can imagine
Prince Phil " Liz , can you pass the shotgun , there are poor people in the garden again "
Harry " oh , ya " ( that's royal for yes ...ya ) "I'll go have a kick about with my rugby ball and pretend I'm a commoner "
William " Well , I support Aston Villa ...a Villa's almost a palace isn't it "
Can't be happier that I missed it all though .