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Good advice, I always do :)
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My mate mixed up the last advice he was given by his wife. She told him to go out and get some of those pills that would help him get an erection.
Didn't go down too well when he came back with diet pills for her.
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gessa wrote: Sat Oct 17, 2020 9:50 am My mate mixed up the last advice he was given by his wife. She told him to go out and get some of those pills that would help him get an erection.
Didn't go down too well when he came back with diet pills for her.
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I like the saying "My wife says I never listen to her, or something like that?"
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I think I'm well positioned here to give advice

Having been married to the snow queen since I was 17

Just keep out of the house

Its worked for us she just gets on ny tits otherwise
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pffff... I wear the trouser's in this house... because Mrs. S say's I can, so there :lol:
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White Riot wrote: Sat Oct 17, 2020 10:08 am I like the saying "My wife says I never listen to her, or something like that?"
I'm familiar with that line too :lol:
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liggy wrote: Sat Oct 17, 2020 11:02 am I think I'm well positioned here to give advice

Having been married to the snow queen since I was 17

Just keep out of the house

Its worked for us she just gets on ny tits otherwise
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A story about my mates young wife.

Many years ago my mate's missus came a close second in the Miss England 1997 competition. Later that year she was beset by a long period of bad luck. She suffered years of drug and alcohol abuse and a series of eating disorders. She lost a leg and needed facial reconstruction surgery after a road traffic accident. Later, she suffered 90% burns in an unprovoked acid attack. Several of her teeth were knocked out and an eye gouged in a fight outside a KFC Chicken Take Away. The stress caused severe hair loss and facial warts.
But she never stopped believing.
And then finally, last month, she was crowned Miss Scotland 2020
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gessa wrote: Sun Oct 18, 2020 8:12 am A story about my mates young wife.

Many years ago my mate's missus came a close second in the Miss England 1997 competition. Later that year she was beset by a long period of bad luck. She suffered years of drug and alcohol abuse and a series of eating disorders. She lost a leg and needed facial reconstruction surgery after a road traffic accident. Later, she suffered 90% burns in an unprovoked acid attack. Several of her teeth were knocked out and an eye gouged in a fight outside a KFC Chicken Take Away. The stress caused severe hair loss and facial warts.
But she never stopped believing.
And then finally, last month, she was crowned Miss Scotland 2020
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gessa wrote: Sun Oct 18, 2020 8:12 am A story about my mates young wife.

Many years ago my mate's missus came a close second in the Miss England 1997 competition. Later that year she was beset by a long period of bad luck. She suffered years of drug and alcohol abuse and a series of eating disorders. She lost a leg and needed facial reconstruction surgery after a road traffic accident. Later, she suffered 90% burns in an unprovoked acid attack. Several of her teeth were knocked out and an eye gouged in a fight outside a KFC Chicken Take Away. The stress caused severe hair loss and facial warts.
But she never stopped believing.
And then finally, last month, she was crowned Miss Scotland 2020
:rol: :rol: :rol: :rol: :rol: :rol: :rol: :rol:
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gessa wrote: Sun Oct 18, 2020 8:12 am A story about my mates young wife.

Many years ago my mate's missus came a close second in the Miss England 1997 competition. Later that year she was beset by a long period of bad luck. She suffered years of drug and alcohol abuse and a series of eating disorders. She lost a leg and needed facial reconstruction surgery after a road traffic accident. Later, she suffered 90% burns in an unprovoked acid attack. Several of her teeth were knocked out and an eye gouged in a fight outside a KFC Chicken Take Away. The stress caused severe hair loss and facial warts.
But she never stopped believing.
And then finally, last month, she was crowned Miss Scotland 2020
:lol: :lol: :lol: A cracker, will remember that one for an appropriate time
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