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BREAKING NEWS
BREAKING NEWS.
Merseyside police today discovered 24kilo's of heroin, 3 AK47's and £100,000 in cash at a house behind the library in Kirkby. Residents said they were shocked to discover they had a library
Merseyside police today discovered 24kilo's of heroin, 3 AK47's and £100,000 in cash at a house behind the library in Kirkby. Residents said they were shocked to discover they had a library
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And in Further Breaking News...
Reports circulating that Donald Trump's library has burned down... Both book's were destroyed , and in a tragic twist... he had not finsished colouring the second one yet....
Reports circulating that Donald Trump's library has burned down... Both book's were destroyed , and in a tragic twist... he had not finsished colouring the second one yet....
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Smudge3920 wrote:And in Further Breaking News...
Reports circulating that Donald Trump's library has burned down... Both book's were destroyed , and in a tragic twist... he had not finsished colouring the second one yet....
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Today 24 toilets were stolen from a lorry parked in a motorway rest area. A police spokesman said that at the moment they have nothing to go on.
(From the 2 Ronnies I think)
(From the 2 Ronnies I think)
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A man phoned the RSPCA the other morning and said that he had just seen 4 badgers and some suitcases at the side of the road,
The RSPCA person asked if they were moving.
The man replied ' I don't know, but it might explain the suitcases'
The RSPCA person asked if they were moving.
The man replied ' I don't know, but it might explain the suitcases'
Song machine is coming down....
And we're gonna have a party Uhuhu
And we're gonna have a party Uhuhu
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MORE NEWS.
Wildlife experts today confirmed that the last pair of known Gnu's in the wild have been trapped and slaughtered. That's the end of the gnu's and now for the weather.
Wildlife experts today confirmed that the last pair of known Gnu's in the wild have been trapped and slaughtered. That's the end of the gnu's and now for the weather.
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Trump refuses to allow his mike to be turned off claiming its not fair to silence the vice president
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Breaking news:
Sean Connery had a bunch of books fall on him.
When asked what happened, he said, "I'm ok, I only have my shelf to blame."
Sean Connery had a bunch of books fall on him.
When asked what happened, he said, "I'm ok, I only have my shelf to blame."
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Liz Hurley had a love child
And football fans in the stands who wanted to be politically correct began to chant
The referee's a love child
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And football fans in the stands who wanted to be politically correct began to chant
The referee's a love child
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This just in ...
9 Year old girl dissapeared... After using moisterising cream that make you look 10 years younger ...
9 Year old girl dissapeared... After using moisterising cream that make you look 10 years younger ...
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Smudge3920 wrote: ↑Wed Oct 21, 2020 6:29 pm This just in ...
9 Year old girl dissapeared... After using moisterising cream that make you look 10 years younger ...
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Breaking news :NASA wants first person to reach Mars, to be a woman.
Wait for it ...
So that when men arrive, dinner would be ready.
Incoming!!!!!
Wait for it ...
So that when men arrive, dinner would be ready.
Incoming!!!!!
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I backed horse last week at ten to one. It came in at quarter past four.
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