How to make a million by doing nowt or not much.

[liggy]

I've started my latest venture
By collecting two cracking items off market place for nowt
Already been offered a £125 for both freebies
You can follow my award winning venture for a small subscription of £57.42p a week.
For this you can expect A 10% discount off my stock pigeons
Peoples auld tat for nixy plonk divvint scoff
Anyhoo you can't gan wrang divvint scoff

[Smudge3920]

I've started my latest venture
By collecting two cracking items off market place for nowt
Already been offered a £125 for both freebies
You can follow my award winning venture for a small subscription of £57.42p a week.
For this you can expect A 10% discount off my stock pigeons
Peoples auld tat for nixy plonk divvint scoff
Anyhoo you can't gan wrang divvint scoff

[1964white]

I've started my latest venture
By collecting two cracking items off market place for nowt
Already been offered a £125 for both freebies
You can follow my award winning venture for a small subscription of £57.42p a week.
For this you can expect A 10% discount off my stock pigeons
Peoples auld tat for nixy plonk divvint scoff
Anyhoo you can't gan wrang divvint scoff

[gessa]

Surely it should be 20% for mot members

[liggy]

Thanks smudger & moggy

Just pass your bank details to my Lagos office


Liggy international investments

Lagos. Seaton sluice. Newsham allotments .

[liggy]

Ges divvint push your luck.
Anyone from benny off crossroads countries
Shouldn't ask for nowt
hooever you's is a ok and I like Benny's fatha noddy holder .....busting

[Carrick Dave]

Note to mods, can you please add a “wtf’s going on” emoji as a matter of urgency.