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Fill your boots KENNY !

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Kenneth!!!

Your opportunity to share that almost mythical and superior football knowledge with the club has arrived!!!!
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Cjay wrote: Thu Nov 30, 2023 5:13 pm Kenneth!!!

Your opportunity to share that almost mythical and superior football knowledge with the club has arrived!!!!
Nope. I’ve checked this several times for sarcasm and absolutely none detected. Zero.
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Jaydog wrote: Thu Nov 30, 2023 5:17 pm Nope. I’ve checked this several times for sarcasm and absolutely none detected. Zero.
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They've been in touch, I showed them the door, I possess ALL the credentials below bar 1, I emphasised the salary isn't enough for what they'd be getting, they've offered to up it, but not to anywhere near enough for me to have to give any of you feckers the kiss of life should the need arise after they'd put me thru the certificate below. Coz i just know you'd be queuing at the gates for my first session.

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Cjay wrote: Thu Nov 30, 2023 5:13 pm Kenneth!!!

Your opportunity to share that almost mythical and superior football knowledge with the club has arrived!!!!
And as for you stathead, i only took along my eyes for the interview.

On leaving i saw your entourage pulling up with your stats sheets in a Eddie Stobart haulage truck ready for your interview, i said "you know who this is arriving don't ya ? "

Only to look around and see all the shutters being pulled down, they'd got wind i think :roll:

I shouted thru them...

'Must dash
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Kenny only like players someone else likes and thinks they're s**t before they hit 23. He hates our youth. Must do, constantly slags me off for praising them
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The Subhuman wrote: Thu Nov 30, 2023 6:54 pm Kenny only like players someone else likes and thinks they're s**t before they hit 23. He hates our youth. Must do, constantly slags me off for praising them
Huh ?

Example please ?

Errmm, i tend to go with 'if they're good enough, they're old enough' ...Archie Gray, have i 'slagged him ? ..I'll give em ALL a chance, but i'll also say if i don't think they're good enough, whereas you tend to leave the rose tinted on forever, you last remaining Orta fan you.
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