07.43, A feminist walked by and asked why didn't I make a snow woman
08.05, So I made a snow woman
08.13, My feminist neighbour complained I'd made the chest too voluptuous and it objectified with snow women everywhere
08.20, The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit moaning it could have been 2 men instead.
08.23, The transgender over t' road asked why it wasn't just a snow person with detachable parts .
08.25 The vegans on the next street complained about the carrots nose and veggies are food and not to decorate snow figure with.
08.28, I was now being called rascist because the snow is white.
08.31 The middle eastern fella demanded the snow woman be covered up
08.40 The cops came saying folk were offended
o8.42 The feminist complained the brush with the snow woman be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
08.43 The council equality officer arrived and threaten me with eviction
08.45 The TV news crews and the media turn up, asked me if I knew the difference between snowmen and snow women, I replied snowballs, now I'm called sexist
09.00 I was on the news as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender bent on stirring trouble during difficult weather.
09.12 I was asked if I have any accomplices, my kids were taken by social services.
09.15 Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the road demanding I get arrested.
By mid-day it all melted away.
There is no moral, it's what we have become , all because of the SNOWFLAKES.