Night before Xmas
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- mentalcase
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Night before Xmas
T'was the neet afore christmas, on TV was the rector
So on here I come to see 64, BB & Hector
background music was softly playing Dion
whilst here online, is Greenn, Cussie and Ian
Back on the telly, saving lives at sea, no need for the crewman when we have Subhuman
The Yanks and the Aussie come here right on track
to debate the breakfast with our own Ellandback
Cjay, Finnatic often get frisky, whilst Swannie and me are enjoying a whisky
A Leeds Utd painting sits nude on the easel, attracting lewd comments from Jaydog & Weasel
More posts from Orangebox, France & Heidi,
all hoping the PL is the place I shall find thee
One team we all follow forever and ever, and join in the comps on marching on together
Please don't take umbrage if your name isn't here, I'll be toasting you all
Brad, Clitheroe, Chilli et al, with a beer
All the best folks
So on here I come to see 64, BB & Hector
background music was softly playing Dion
whilst here online, is Greenn, Cussie and Ian
Back on the telly, saving lives at sea, no need for the crewman when we have Subhuman
The Yanks and the Aussie come here right on track
to debate the breakfast with our own Ellandback
Cjay, Finnatic often get frisky, whilst Swannie and me are enjoying a whisky
A Leeds Utd painting sits nude on the easel, attracting lewd comments from Jaydog & Weasel
More posts from Orangebox, France & Heidi,
all hoping the PL is the place I shall find thee
One team we all follow forever and ever, and join in the comps on marching on together
Please don't take umbrage if your name isn't here, I'll be toasting you all
Brad, Clitheroe, Chilli et al, with a beer
All the best folks
" Man is not affected by events but by the view he takes of them "
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Re: Night before Xmas
Donβt cry because you said goodbye to your pet, smile because you said hello
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Re: Night before Xmas
mentalcase wrote: βWed Dec 11, 2024 7:32 pm T'was the neet afore christmas, on TV was the rector
So on here I come to see 64, BB & Hector
background music was softly playing Dion
whilst here online, is Greenn, Cussie and Ian
Back on the telly, saving lives at sea, no need for the crewman when we have Subhuman
The Yanks and the Aussie come here right on track
to debate the breakfast with our own Ellandback
Cjay, Finnatic often get frisky, whilst Swannie and me are enjoying a whisky
A Leeds Utd painting sits nude on the easel, attracting lewd comments from Jaydog & Weasel
More posts from Orangebox, France & Heidi,
all hoping the PL is the place I shall find thee
One team we all follow forever and ever, and join in the comps on marching on together
Please don't take umbrage if your name isn't here, I'll be toasting you all
Brad, Clitheroe, Chilli et al, with a beer
All the best folks
Clement Clarke Moore has got nothin' on you, MC
Re: Night before Xmas
Too much time on your hands??
Very good mate....
Very good mate....
History shows again and again
How nature points out the folly of men
How nature points out the folly of men
Re: Night before Xmas
Thee is bonkers sir but I love it!
I love leeds united, may I never admit to it.
Re: Night before Xmas
Very nice but I'm disappointed, think I should have been featured better to please my foe list.
'The jokes are woke and soft in the middle
There goes Brad goose-stepping to Lidl.'
Something like that!!!
'The jokes are woke and soft in the middle
There goes Brad goose-stepping to Lidl.'
Something like that!!!
Re: Night before Xmas
Feeling better today then MC ? Did you get a flight booked ?
Keeping The Faith
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Re: Night before Xmas
As I drink yet another malt, I sudenly get anothe jolt
theres more to follow as things get demanding, so it's Hi to Jammy, Sean and onemanstanding
Predictions, afflictions and bannings of course, I cannot do shorthand but certainly morse
there so much more to this drunken old warhorse
I'm now watching football so will leave it at that
but not afore a shout out to Yorkshire and Cat
Goodneet everybodu, mentalcase has left the building
theres more to follow as things get demanding, so it's Hi to Jammy, Sean and onemanstanding
Predictions, afflictions and bannings of course, I cannot do shorthand but certainly morse
there so much more to this drunken old warhorse
I'm now watching football so will leave it at that
but not afore a shout out to Yorkshire and Cat
Goodneet everybodu, mentalcase has left the building
" Man is not affected by events but by the view he takes of them "
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Re: Night before Xmas
Yes pal, Espana here I come, just writing a bit for next weeks funeral
" Man is not affected by events but by the view he takes of them "
Re: Night before Xmas
Well donementalcase wrote: βWed Dec 11, 2024 7:32 pm T'was the neet afore christmas, on TV was the rector
So on here I come to see 64, BB & Hector
background music was softly playing Dion
whilst here online, is Greenn, Cussie and Ian
Back on the telly, saving lives at sea, no need for the crewman when we have Subhuman
The Yanks and the Aussie come here right on track
to debate the breakfast with our own Ellandback
Cjay, Finnatic often get frisky, whilst Swannie and me are enjoying a whisky
A Leeds Utd painting sits nude on the easel, attracting lewd comments from Jaydog & Weasel
More posts from Orangebox, France & Heidi,
all hoping the PL is the place I shall find thee
One team we all follow forever and ever, and join in the comps on marching on together
Please don't take umbrage if your name isn't here, I'll be toasting you all
Brad, Clitheroe, Chilli et al, with a beer
All the best folks
Re: Night before Xmas
Excellent Mental.mentalcase wrote: βWed Dec 11, 2024 7:32 pm T'was the neet afore christmas, on TV was the rector
So on here I come to see 64, BB & Hector
background music was softly playing Dion
whilst here online, is Greenn, Cussie and Ian
Back on the telly, saving lives at sea, no need for the crewman when we have Subhuman
The Yanks and the Aussie come here right on track
to debate the breakfast with our own Ellandback
Cjay, Finnatic often get frisky, whilst Swannie and me are enjoying a whisky
A Leeds Utd painting sits nude on the easel, attracting lewd comments from Jaydog & Weasel
More posts from Orangebox, France & Heidi,
all hoping the PL is the place I shall find thee
One team we all follow forever and ever, and join in the comps on marching on together
Please don't take umbrage if your name isn't here, I'll be toasting you all
Brad, Clitheroe, Chilli et al, with a beer
All the best folks
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Re: Night before Xmas
mentalcase wrote: βWed Dec 11, 2024 7:32 pm T'was the neet afore christmas, on TV was the rector
So on here I come to see 64, BB & Hector
background music was softly playing Dion
whilst here online, is Greenn, Cussie and Ian
Back on the telly, saving lives at sea, no need for the crewman when we have Subhuman
The Yanks and the Aussie come here right on track
to debate the breakfast with our own Ellandback
Cjay, Finnatic often get frisky, whilst Swannie and me are enjoying a whisky
A Leeds Utd painting sits nude on the easel, attracting lewd comments from Jaydog & Weasel
More posts from Orangebox, France & Heidi,
all hoping the PL is the place I shall find thee
One team we all follow forever and ever, and join in the comps on marching on together
Please don't take umbrage if your name isn't here, I'll be toasting you all
Brad, Clitheroe, Chilli et al, with a beer
All the best folks
Re: Night before Xmas
Brilliant mc. I would love it if Swannie and mc could enjoy a whisky in person. Now wouldn't that be a Christmas present. I'm up in Wakey, all Christmas week......or I'll be up there in the new year. Think about it my friend.....mentalcase wrote: βWed Dec 11, 2024 7:32 pm T'was the neet afore christmas, on TV was the rector
So on here I come to see 64, BB & Hector
background music was softly playing Dion
whilst here online, is Greenn, Cussie and Ian
Back on the telly, saving lives at sea, no need for the crewman when we have Subhuman
The Yanks and the Aussie come here right on track
to debate the breakfast with our own Ellandback
Cjay, Finnatic often get frisky, whilst Swannie and me are enjoying a whisky
A Leeds Utd painting sits nude on the easel, attracting lewd comments from Jaydog & Weasel
More posts from Orangebox, France & Heidi,
all hoping the PL is the place I shall find thee
One team we all follow forever and ever, and join in the comps on marching on together
Please don't take umbrage if your name isn't here, I'll be toasting you all
Brad, Clitheroe, Chilli et al, with a beer
All the best folks
Re: Night before Xmas
Brilliant MC.
Glad I got a mention right at the end.
Glad I got a mention right at the end.
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Re: Night before Xmas
Brought a tear to my eye, that. Excellent.
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Re: Night before Xmas
Bravo
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Re: Night before Xmas
Whisky and chatting about our Jayne McD
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Re: Night before Xmas
....very good MC. I think you the now the appointed official MOT forum poet laureate