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Night before Xmas

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T'was the neet afore christmas, on TV was the rector
So on here I come to see 64, BB & Hector
background music was softly playing Dion
whilst here online, is Greenn, Cussie and Ian
Back on the telly, saving lives at sea, no need for the crewman when we have Subhuman
The Yanks and the Aussie come here right on track
to debate the breakfast with our own Ellandback
Cjay, Finnatic often get frisky, whilst Swannie and me are enjoying a whisky :tumbler: :tumbler:
A Leeds Utd painting sits nude on the easel, attracting lewd comments from Jaydog & Weasel
More posts from Orangebox, France & Heidi,
all hoping the PL is the place I shall find thee
One team we all follow forever and ever, and join in the comps on marching on together
Please don't take umbrage if your name isn't here, I'll be toasting you all
Brad, Clitheroe, Chilli et al, with a beer :beers: :beers:
All the best folks :tup:
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mentalcase wrote: ↑Wed Dec 11, 2024 7:32 pm T'was the neet afore christmas, on TV was the rector
So on here I come to see 64, BB & Hector
background music was softly playing Dion
whilst here online, is Greenn, Cussie and Ian
Back on the telly, saving lives at sea, no need for the crewman when we have Subhuman
The Yanks and the Aussie come here right on track
to debate the breakfast with our own Ellandback
Cjay, Finnatic often get frisky, whilst Swannie and me are enjoying a whisky :tumbler: :tumbler:
A Leeds Utd painting sits nude on the easel, attracting lewd comments from Jaydog & Weasel
More posts from Orangebox, France & Heidi,
all hoping the PL is the place I shall find thee
One team we all follow forever and ever, and join in the comps on marching on together
Please don't take umbrage if your name isn't here, I'll be toasting you all
Brad, Clitheroe, Chilli et al, with a beer :beers: :beers:
All the best folks :tup:
:clap: :clap: :clap:

Clement Clarke Moore has got nothin' on you, MC :)
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Too much time on your hands??

Very good mate.... :mrgreen:
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Thee is bonkers sir but I love it!
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Very nice but I'm disappointed, think I should have been featured better to please my foe list.

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There goes Brad goose-stepping to Lidl.'

Something like that!!!
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πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ Feeling better today then MC ? Did you get a flight booked ?
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As I drink yet another malt, I sudenly get anothe jolt
theres more to follow as things get demanding, so it's Hi to Jammy, Sean and onemanstanding
Predictions, afflictions and bannings of course, I cannot do shorthand but certainly morse
there so much more to this drunken old warhorse
I'm now watching football so will leave it at that
but not afore a shout out to Yorkshire and Cat

Goodneet everybodu, mentalcase has left the building :tup: :tumbler: :tumbler: :beers:
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CUSSIE01 wrote: ↑Wed Dec 11, 2024 8:08 pm πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ Feeling better today then MC ? Did you get a flight booked ?

Yes pal, Espana here I come, just writing a bit for next weeks funeral :tup:
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mentalcase wrote: ↑Wed Dec 11, 2024 7:32 pm T'was the neet afore christmas, on TV was the rector
So on here I come to see 64, BB & Hector
background music was softly playing Dion
whilst here online, is Greenn, Cussie and Ian
Back on the telly, saving lives at sea, no need for the crewman when we have Subhuman
The Yanks and the Aussie come here right on track
to debate the breakfast with our own Ellandback
Cjay, Finnatic often get frisky, whilst Swannie and me are enjoying a whisky :tumbler: :tumbler:
A Leeds Utd painting sits nude on the easel, attracting lewd comments from Jaydog & Weasel
More posts from Orangebox, France & Heidi,
all hoping the PL is the place I shall find thee
One team we all follow forever and ever, and join in the comps on marching on together
Please don't take umbrage if your name isn't here, I'll be toasting you all
Brad, Clitheroe, Chilli et al, with a beer :beers: :beers:
All the best folks :tup:
Well done
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mentalcase wrote: ↑Wed Dec 11, 2024 7:32 pm T'was the neet afore christmas, on TV was the rector
So on here I come to see 64, BB & Hector
background music was softly playing Dion
whilst here online, is Greenn, Cussie and Ian
Back on the telly, saving lives at sea, no need for the crewman when we have Subhuman
The Yanks and the Aussie come here right on track
to debate the breakfast with our own Ellandback
Cjay, Finnatic often get frisky, whilst Swannie and me are enjoying a whisky :tumbler: :tumbler:
A Leeds Utd painting sits nude on the easel, attracting lewd comments from Jaydog & Weasel
More posts from Orangebox, France & Heidi,
all hoping the PL is the place I shall find thee
One team we all follow forever and ever, and join in the comps on marching on together
Please don't take umbrage if your name isn't here, I'll be toasting you all
Brad, Clitheroe, Chilli et al, with a beer :beers: :beers:
All the best folks :tup:
Excellent Mental.

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mentalcase wrote: ↑Wed Dec 11, 2024 7:32 pm T'was the neet afore christmas, on TV was the rector
So on here I come to see 64, BB & Hector
background music was softly playing Dion
whilst here online, is Greenn, Cussie and Ian
Back on the telly, saving lives at sea, no need for the crewman when we have Subhuman
The Yanks and the Aussie come here right on track
to debate the breakfast with our own Ellandback
Cjay, Finnatic often get frisky, whilst Swannie and me are enjoying a whisky :tumbler: :tumbler:
A Leeds Utd painting sits nude on the easel, attracting lewd comments from Jaydog & Weasel
More posts from Orangebox, France & Heidi,
all hoping the PL is the place I shall find thee
One team we all follow forever and ever, and join in the comps on marching on together
Please don't take umbrage if your name isn't here, I'll be toasting you all
Brad, Clitheroe, Chilli et al, with a beer :beers: :beers:
All the best folks :tup:
:lol: :lol: :clap: :clap: :clap:
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mentalcase wrote: ↑Wed Dec 11, 2024 7:32 pm T'was the neet afore christmas, on TV was the rector
So on here I come to see 64, BB & Hector
background music was softly playing Dion
whilst here online, is Greenn, Cussie and Ian
Back on the telly, saving lives at sea, no need for the crewman when we have Subhuman
The Yanks and the Aussie come here right on track
to debate the breakfast with our own Ellandback
Cjay, Finnatic often get frisky, whilst Swannie and me are enjoying a whisky :tumbler: :tumbler:
A Leeds Utd painting sits nude on the easel, attracting lewd comments from Jaydog & Weasel
More posts from Orangebox, France & Heidi,
all hoping the PL is the place I shall find thee
One team we all follow forever and ever, and join in the comps on marching on together
Please don't take umbrage if your name isn't here, I'll be toasting you all
Brad, Clitheroe, Chilli et al, with a beer :beers: :beers:
All the best folks :tup:
Brilliant mc. I would love it if Swannie and mc could enjoy a whisky in person. Now wouldn't that be a Christmas present. I'm up in Wakey, all Christmas week......or I'll be up there in the new year. Think about it my friend..... :)
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Brilliant MC.
Glad I got a mention right at the end.
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whiteswan wrote: ↑Thu Dec 12, 2024 12:39 am Brilliant mc. I would love it if Swannie and mc could enjoy a whisky in person. Now wouldn't that be a Christmas present. I'm up in Wakey, all Christmas week......or I'll be up there in the new year. Think about it my friend..... :)
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Brought a tear to my eye, that. Excellent.
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Bravo

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whiteswan wrote: ↑Thu Dec 12, 2024 12:39 am Brilliant mc. I would love it if Swannie and mc could enjoy a whisky in person. Now wouldn't that be a Christmas present. I'm up in Wakey, all Christmas week......or I'll be up there in the new year. Think about it my friend..... :)
Whisky and chatting about our Jayne McD ;-)
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:clap: ....very good MC. I think you the now the appointed official MOT forum poet laureate :)
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