On January 25th, 2025, as the planets aligned in cosmic harmony, Nostradamus allegedly foresaw a moment of celestial absurdity.
He cryptically wrote, "The orange king shall tweet anew, blaming the winds of Kyiv for shifting his hair... and claim a huge win. Across the isles, the Starmer who grooms himself shall labour and wrestle with dark shadows. The heavens will laugh, at the gravity of it."
Please tell me what you think is the cosmic significance for the world and Leeds United having viewed the Cunk/Cox celestial debate.
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GreennWhite wrote: ↑Tue Jan 14, 2025 2:46 pm
Its an omen. We will sign a player on the 25th and dispell of this talk of never making any signings in the January transfer window.
Yes but how will the Higgs boson, the Standard Model of particle physics produced by the quantum excitation of the Higgs field, effect his Chakras... will it hurt, or help him to score goals?
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GreennWhite wrote: ↑Tue Jan 14, 2025 2:46 pm
Its an omen. We will sign a player on the 25th and dispell of this talk of never making any signings in the January transfer window.
On the 25th minute past midnight for £25,00000 on a 25 yr contract @ £25,000 per week, he will score 25 goals in the first 25 days.
" Man is not affected by events but by the view he takes of them "
GreennWhite wrote: ↑Tue Jan 14, 2025 2:46 pm
Its an omen. We will sign a player on the 25th and dispell of this talk of never making any signings in the January transfer window.
I think you have misinterpreted part of it which is easy to do given the vagueness. I believe on the 25th we will sign a player and Pjm2019 will spontaneously combust exploding like a shooting star imploding inwards upon itself. This event signals the beginning of the end of the world and the eating of a cabbage, or perhaps a very dark lettuce, by Jaydog.
I am however sceptic as to the accuracy of this prediction as we probably won't sign anyone.
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Cjay wrote: ↑Sat May 17, 2025 4:23 pmI've pretended to support a team that's been crap for most of my life as part of some sort of long term plan
mentalcase wrote: ↑Tue Jan 14, 2025 7:15 pm
On the 25th minute past midnight for £25,00000 on a 25 yr contract @ £25,000 per week, he will score 25 goals in the first 25 days.
Due to the magnetic properties of manganese the 25th element in the periodic table, there would be a disruption the alignment of cosmic goal trajectories, any player contracted under these manganese-heavy conditions would face the quantum interference paradox.
As a result, all attempts to score precisely 25 goals in the first 25 days would be mysteriously deflected by invisible magnetic fields, rendering the claim scientifically and cosmically impossible.
And besides Nostradamus was not a numerologist, unlike Baba Vanga who predicted that Aliens would make contact during a major sporting event... some say when Leeds win the FA cup.
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Sean_Nile wrote: ↑Tue Jan 14, 2025 7:41 pm
Due to the magnetic properties of manganese the 25th element in the periodic table, there would be a disruption the alignment of cosmic goal trajectories, any player contracted under these manganese-heavy conditions would face the quantum interference paradox.
As a result, all attempts to score precisely 25 goals in the first 25 days would be mysteriously deflected by invisible magnetic fields, rendering the claim scientifically and cosmically impossible.
And besides Nostradamus was not a numerologist, unlike Baba Vanga who predicted that Aliens would make contact during a major sporting event... some say when Leeds win the FA cup.
You took the words right out of my mouth.
Football is 90% mental, the other half is physical.
mentalcase wrote: ↑Tue Jan 14, 2025 7:15 pm
On the 25th minute past midnight for £25,00000 on a 25 yr contract @ £25,000 per week, he will score 25 goals in the first 25 days.
Knowing us he will get injured on the 25th minute and be out for 25 week
' "Football is about the people and the players,” he said. “Then there are those who will mingle in the middle: the coaches, executives and journalists. That last group represents the worst part about football" Marcelo Bielsa
Short video on planetary alignment.
The Jupiter Effect (1982)
A book by John Gribbin and Stephen Plagemann proposed that the alignment of planets in 1982 would cause significant gravitational effects on Earth, leading to catastrophic natural disasters. Although popular, the theory was discredited by scientists and did not materialize.
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Orange Box wrote: ↑Tue Jan 14, 2025 11:24 pm
I don’t think I’ve had enough to drink to enter this debate.
You don't need to have imbibed fermented beverages to enter the conversation... as Herman Hess said to get into the magic theatre the price of admission is your mind... or more cogently as Danny said in Withnail and I.
I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hair are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly into the brain. This may be the reason bald-headed men are uptight.
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Sean_Nile wrote: ↑Wed Jan 15, 2025 8:31 am
You don't need to have imbibed fermented beverages to enter the conversation... as Herman Hess said to get into the magic theatre the price of admission is your mind... or more cogently as Danny said in Withnail and I.
I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hair are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly into the brain. This may be the reason bald-headed men are uptight.
I’ve always fancied a comb-over. Sounds like 2025 is prime time for me to go for it. In my opinion, all hairdressers are now money launderers for Turkish and Kazakhstan human traffickers.
Please don't ever make the mistake of taking me seriously.
Orange Box wrote: ↑Wed Jan 15, 2025 2:08 pm
I’ve always fancied a comb-over. Sounds like 2025 is prime time for me to go for it. In my opinion, all hairdressers are now money launderers for Turkish and Kazakhstan human traffickers.
After winning the world cup the most exciting thing about English football was how far down the side of his head Bobby Charlton's comb over would be.
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Sean_Nile wrote: ↑Wed Jan 15, 2025 2:15 pm
After winning the world cup the most exciting thing about English football was how far down the side of his head Bobby Charlton's comb over would be.
I love a challenge. I’m going for the Rab C Nesbitt Hamlet advert model.
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