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by Cjay » Sun Apr 27, 2025 1:00 pm
Absolutely no idea how this has gained so much traction
But twitter is awash with a viral discussion about who would win in a fight.
100 normal men vs 1 male silverback gorilla.
This has genuinely gone absolutely viral.
So what do we think?
Unarmed men I must add.
The arguments basically are split between the gorilla is insanely powerful and his body would be incredibly hard for a human to hurt without weapons because of the bone density and stuff even if you could get a punch in.
And the fact 100 men is a huge numerical advantage and they can make a plan.
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by Jaydog » Sun Apr 27, 2025 1:09 pm
Is that 100 MOT posters.
If so the gorilla would definitely out think them.
He’d drop a couple of Farke jibes and they’d all kill each other.
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by Jaydog » Sun Apr 27, 2025 1:10 pm
Gorilla would win btw
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by The Subhuman » Sun Apr 27, 2025 1:13 pm
Would you rather fight a wolf size chicken or 4 chicken size wolves?
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by Jaydog » Sun Apr 27, 2025 1:18 pm
The Subhuman wrote: ↑ Sun Apr 27, 2025 1:13 pm
Would you rather fight a wolf size chicken or 4 chicken size wolves?
Wolf size chicken.
Massive bbq afterwards
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by Cjay » Sun Apr 27, 2025 1:30 pm
Jaydog wrote: ↑ Sun Apr 27, 2025 1:10 pm
Gorilla would win btw
Lot who disagree
They are making plans
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by Cjay » Sun Apr 27, 2025 1:30 pm
The Subhuman wrote: ↑ Sun Apr 27, 2025 1:13 pm
Would you rather fight a wolf size chicken or 4 chicken size wolves?
4 chicken size Wolves
Basically a small dog
Easy.
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by Tyzy » Sun Apr 27, 2025 1:53 pm
This is very silly
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by CUSSIE01 » Sun Apr 27, 2025 1:57 pm
Cjay wrote: ↑ Sun Apr 27, 2025 1:30 pm
4 chicken size Wolves
Basically a small dog
Easy.
You’ve obviously never tried separating two Jack Russells never mind four
Football is 90% mental, the other half is physical.
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by Cjay » Sun Apr 27, 2025 2:01 pm
Tyzy wrote: ↑ Sun Apr 27, 2025 1:53 pm
This is very silly
Is that your way of saying you could take the Gorilla?
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by Cjay » Sun Apr 27, 2025 2:01 pm
CUSSIE01 wrote: ↑ Sun Apr 27, 2025 1:57 pm
You’ve obviously never tried separating two Jack Russells never mind four
No
But I'd rather some Diddy dogs than a giant chicken.
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by Jaydog » Sun Apr 27, 2025 2:03 pm
Tyzy wrote: ↑ Sun Apr 27, 2025 1:53 pm
This is very silly
I’d pay attention Tyzy.
Imagine one day you are faced with 2 chicken sized wolves, one giant chicken & a gorilla.
You be thinking “wonder if I have a chance to look up that thread”.
Be too late fella…
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by Jaydog » Sun Apr 27, 2025 2:04 pm
Cjay wrote: ↑ Sun Apr 27, 2025 2:01 pm
No
But I'd rather some Diddy dogs than a giant chicken.
Yeah they’d be a pushover.
Think African wild dogs.
Relentless hunters can bring down huge prey.
A Cjay be a snack.
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by Orange Box » Sun Apr 27, 2025 2:05 pm
Men. At least a couple would be smart enough to use the dismembered carcasses of the first few in, and club the gorilla into submission with soggy ends.
Please don't ever make the mistake of taking me seriously.
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by Tyzy » Sun Apr 27, 2025 2:08 pm
Cjay wrote: ↑ Sun Apr 27, 2025 2:01 pm
Is that your way of saying you could take the Gorilla?
30 years ago maybe
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by CUSSIE01 » Sun Apr 27, 2025 2:11 pm
Cjay wrote: ↑ Sun Apr 27, 2025 2:01 pm
No
But I'd rather some Diddy dogs than a giant chicken.
Just throw some chicken feed down, game over, stupid things chickens.
Football is 90% mental, the other half is physical.
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by Cjay » Sun Apr 27, 2025 2:14 pm
Jaydog wrote: ↑ Sun Apr 27, 2025 2:04 pm
Yeah they’d be a pushover.
Think African wild dogs.
Relentless hunters can bring down huge prey.
A Cjay be a snack.
Nah a chicken is about the same weight as a Miniature Dachshund I reckon.
You could boot them easily.
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by Cjay » Sun Apr 27, 2025 2:14 pm
Tyzy wrote: ↑ Sun Apr 27, 2025 2:08 pm
30 years ago maybe
Thank you for volunteering to be first in for the MOTforum gorilla fight
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by Cjay » Sun Apr 27, 2025 2:15 pm
CUSSIE01 wrote: ↑ Sun Apr 27, 2025 2:11 pm
Just throw some chicken feed down, game over, stupid things chickens.
Tell the wolves to sit and roll over then push them down the hill.
They only small.
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by Cjay » Sun Apr 27, 2025 2:16 pm
Orange Box wrote: ↑ Sun Apr 27, 2025 2:05 pm
Men. At least a couple would be smart enough to use the dismembered carcasses of the first few in, and club the gorilla into submission with soggy ends.
I think many bottoms would go when the first few men have had heads taken off with one swipe of those giant arms
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