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Human vs Gorilla

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Absolutely no idea how this has gained so much traction :lol:

But twitter is awash with a viral discussion about who would win in a fight.

100 normal men vs 1 male silverback gorilla.

This has genuinely gone absolutely viral.

So what do we think?

Unarmed men I must add.

The arguments basically are split between the gorilla is insanely powerful and his body would be incredibly hard for a human to hurt without weapons because of the bone density and stuff even if you could get a punch in.

And the fact 100 men is a huge numerical advantage and they can make a plan.
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Is that 100 MOT posters.
If so the gorilla would definitely out think them.
He’d drop a couple of Farke jibes and they’d all kill each other.
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Gorilla would win btw
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Would you rather fight a wolf size chicken or 4 chicken size wolves?
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The Subhuman wrote: Sun Apr 27, 2025 1:13 pm Would you rather fight a wolf size chicken or 4 chicken size wolves?
Wolf size chicken.
Massive bbq afterwards
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Jaydog wrote: Sun Apr 27, 2025 1:10 pm Gorilla would win btw
Lot who disagree

They are making plans :)
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The Subhuman wrote: Sun Apr 27, 2025 1:13 pm Would you rather fight a wolf size chicken or 4 chicken size wolves?
4 chicken size Wolves

Basically a small dog

Easy.
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This is very silly
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Cjay wrote: Sun Apr 27, 2025 1:30 pm 4 chicken size Wolves

Basically a small dog

Easy.
You’ve obviously never tried separating two Jack Russells never mind four
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Tyzy wrote: Sun Apr 27, 2025 1:53 pm This is very silly
Is that your way of saying you could take the Gorilla? :duno:
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CUSSIE01 wrote: Sun Apr 27, 2025 1:57 pm You’ve obviously never tried separating two Jack Russells never mind four
No :)

But I'd rather some Diddy dogs than a giant chicken.
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Tyzy wrote: Sun Apr 27, 2025 1:53 pm This is very silly
I’d pay attention Tyzy.
Imagine one day you are faced with 2 chicken sized wolves, one giant chicken & a gorilla.
You be thinking “wonder if I have a chance to look up that thread”.
Be too late fella…
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Cjay wrote: Sun Apr 27, 2025 2:01 pm No :)

But I'd rather some Diddy dogs than a giant chicken.
Yeah they’d be a pushover.
Think African wild dogs.
Relentless hunters can bring down huge prey.
A Cjay be a snack.
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Men. At least a couple would be smart enough to use the dismembered carcasses of the first few in, and club the gorilla into submission with soggy ends.
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Cjay wrote: Sun Apr 27, 2025 2:01 pm Is that your way of saying you could take the Gorilla? :duno:
30 years ago maybe😁
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Cjay wrote: Sun Apr 27, 2025 2:01 pm No :)

But I'd rather some Diddy dogs than a giant chicken.
Just throw some chicken feed down, game over, stupid things chickens.
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Jaydog wrote: Sun Apr 27, 2025 2:04 pm Yeah they’d be a pushover.
Think African wild dogs.
Relentless hunters can bring down huge prey.
A Cjay be a snack.
Nah a chicken is about the same weight as a Miniature Dachshund I reckon.

You could boot them easily.
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Tyzy wrote: Sun Apr 27, 2025 2:08 pm 30 years ago maybe😁
Thank you for volunteering to be first in for the MOTforum gorilla fight

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CUSSIE01 wrote: Sun Apr 27, 2025 2:11 pm Just throw some chicken feed down, game over, stupid things chickens.
Tell the wolves to sit and roll over then push them down the hill.

They only small.
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Orange Box wrote: Sun Apr 27, 2025 2:05 pm Men. At least a couple would be smart enough to use the dismembered carcasses of the first few in, and club the gorilla into submission with soggy ends.
I think many bottoms would go when the first few men have had heads taken off with one swipe of those giant arms :)
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