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What is your opinion on the verbal jousting on the forum

Entertaining
2
17%
Boring
7
58%
Too much negativity
1
8%
Not based in reality
0
No votes
Wish it would stop
1
8%
Can't get enough
0
No votes
Just stick to the football
1
8%
 
Total votes: 12

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Verbal wrestling match

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Imagine a verbal wrestling match with the tag team of Weasel & Sean_Nile Vs Cjay & The Subhuman. Which team would win the match.

If we treat it as a completely fictional MOTforum wrestling match, with the posters as exaggerated wrestling characters rather than real people, would Cjay be disqualified for doping up on steroid AI, would The Subhuman fail to make an appearance because he is really CjAy's shadow?

Weasel and sean_nile would have a chaotic unpredictable style, whereas The Subhuman would mirror every move Cjay made.

The crowd would probably spend half the match arguing about whether the referee was biased, while CJay and the subhuman would rely on sheer negative energy that they are renowned for to get them through the match.

Would the joust be a Mohammed Ali Vs Floyd Patterson miss match?
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No option for “ My head hurts, away for a lie down “
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CUSSIE01 wrote: Wed Sep 16, 2026 7:06 am No option for “ My head hurts, away for a lie down “
I thought it was covered by "wish it would stop"
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Johnthewhite wrote: Wed Sep 16, 2026 7:22 am😴
Did you fall asleep on your keyboard following Cussie's instructions?
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Sean_Nile wrote: Wed Sep 16, 2026 7:42 am Did you fall asleep on your keyboard following Cussie's instructions?
How terribly dare you !!!
Keyboard warrior I am not :lol:
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Johnthewhite wrote: Wed Sep 16, 2026 8:53 am How terribly dare you !!!
Keyboard warrior I am not :lol:
Do ‘im John. Just for not picking you in his team.
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Cjay wrote: Wed Sep 16, 2026 9:19 am Image
I imagine that is you doing a impression of a dumb goldfish... Lost for words again!!!
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After 3 hours a massive 55% of the poll finds interaction between the aforementioned participants BORING BORING BORING.

Since the poll is so adamant the court should issue a cease and desist order barring the aforementioned participants from communicating with each other.

And may God have mercy on their wretched souls for subjecting the forum to such boring weird insufferable claptrap that has no place on a football forum.
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Sean_Nile wrote: Wed Sep 16, 2026 6:34 am Imagine a verbal wrestling match with the tag team of Weasel & Sean_Nile Vs Cjay & The Subhuman. Which team would win the match.

If we treat it as a completely fictional MOTforum wrestling match, with the posters as exaggerated wrestling characters rather than real people, would Cjay be disqualified for doping up on steroid AI, would The Subhuman fail to make an appearance because he is really CjAy's shadow?

Weasel and sean_nile would have a chaotic unpredictable style, whereas The Subhuman would mirror every move Cjay made.

The crowd would probably spend half the match arguing about whether the referee was biased, while CJay and the subhuman would rely on sheer negative energy that they are renowned for to get them through the match.

Would the joust be a Mohammed Ali Vs Floyd Patterson miss match?
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Pay per view naked wrestling match and I’m in 👍🏼
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whiteinfrance wrote: Wed Sep 16, 2026 10:04 am You really should get out more! :sleep:
Where would I go to? Herman Hesse's magic theatre? where the price of admission is your mind.

Clearly I don't think you would be admitted.
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Jaydog wrote: Wed Sep 16, 2026 10:11 am Pay per view naked wrestling match and I’m in 👍🏼
que Weasel
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Jaydog wrote: Wed Sep 16, 2026 10:11 am Pay per view naked wrestling match and I’m in 👍🏼
:sick: :sick: :sick:
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Jaydog wrote: Wed Sep 16, 2026 10:11 am Pay per view naked wrestling match and I’m in 👍🏼
Extra if you want me covered in grease.
Cjay wrote: Sat May 17, 2025 4:23 pm I've pretended to support a team that's been crap for most of my life as part of a long term plan
Victor_Notts-17 wrote: Mon Jun 01, 2026 7:03 pm Did you post them because there's something wrong with your brain
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whiteinfrance wrote: Wed Sep 16, 2026 10:04 am You really should get out more! :sleep:
Noooooooooo, let the staff keep him safely locked up.
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CUSSIE01 wrote: Wed Sep 16, 2026 12:55 pm Noooooooooo, let the staff keep him safely locked up.
Arthur Schopenhauer: "Genius and madness have something in common: both live in a world that is different from that which exists for everyone else."
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