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hector wrote: ↑Fri Jan 03, 2025 5:45 pm Is that for thinking his new ID had not been discovered?? :mrgreen:
Indeedy, don't know why he bothers.
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Jaydog wrote: ↑Fri Jan 03, 2025 6:10 pm :roflmao:
Yeah I spotted it early doors too tbh. Mainly because he always comes looking for Cjay 👀
To be fair, both give as good as they get from what I can see.
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Barlow Boy wrote: ↑Fri Jan 03, 2025 6:18 pm To be fair, both give as good as they get from what I can see.
CJays wins hands down tbf...
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The Subhuman wrote: ↑Fri Jan 03, 2025 6:29 pm CJays wins hands down tbf...
Nobody ‘wins’ for me, just debate that gets out of hand sometimes.
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Hull 3 Leeds 3.

Sticks fist in mouth.....
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Just a french bloke doing french stuff.
I declare my love for Saint Daniel and I can shoehorn him in to any conversation.
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He's a bag(uette) of errors.

See what I did there.
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1964white wrote: ↑Sun Jan 05, 2025 8:32 am Screenshot 2025-01-05 08.36.25.png
Spot on now if DF does not drop him then next weeks Twat of the week with by DF
Leeds need a great summer 2026 with outgoings and incoming players
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BradWhite wrote: ↑Sun Jan 05, 2025 10:59 am He's a bag(uette) of errors.

See what I did there.
Roll out the old crusty keeper jokes
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Meslier has a massive head. It reminds me of a conversation with the grandchild.
Me “You have a massive head, what do you keep in there”?
Him “nothing”.
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Jaydog wrote: ↑Sun Jan 05, 2025 11:16 am Meslier has a massive head. It reminds me of a conversation with the grandchild.
Me “You have a massive head, what do you keep in there”?
Him “nothing”.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Jaydog wrote: ↑Sun Jan 05, 2025 11:13 am Roll out the old crusty keeper jokes
Naan of your business.

I’m on a roll here. ;-)
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Keeps making a mess of those "bread and butter" saves.
Just won't use his loaf
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Crumbs.

Any more puns like that and I'll have crusty bloomers.
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May I have a slice of the action, with the dough he’s on he should do butter.
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1964white wrote: ↑Sun Jan 05, 2025 8:32 am Screenshot 2025-01-05 08.36.25.png
You're still fuming then.....
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BradWhite wrote: ↑Sun Jan 05, 2025 12:06 pm Naan of your business.

I’m on a roll here. ;-)
Stop trying to curry favour.
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Jaydog wrote: ↑Sun Jan 05, 2025 1:37 pm Stop trying to curry favour.
I had lots more puns but they were too crumby and would ruin my curry-sma.

I found a cracker though, I had a pelican curry last night, it was nice but the bill was enormous.
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Nominations for the Twat of the Week

Chunky boy

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David Webb

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