Leeds team for next year

[rab_rant]

Season is over so I thought I would pick my team for next year. This is the strongest team I can think of.

Goal keeper:: Hulk Hogan in goal... well because he is big, it would be like parking a bus on the line.
Left Back: Steven Segal... at half time he could put on his cooks outfit and do bacon sannies for the boys.
Center back: Big Arnnie... you know if he gets sent off injured we will be back.
Center back: Dolph Lundgren... just to make Sylvester cool his ass on the subs bench.
Right back:Jean Claude Van Damme... for no other reason than to give the fans a chance to chant Jean Claude.
Left Wing:Eddie Murphy... cos you need a winger to say "Yo, Ref, I'll bust your ass for sayin' §hit like that."
Center mid:Kiefer Sutherland... cos he can run around giving hugs and kisses and saying I love you like in 24 hours.
Center mid:Bruce Willis... Just a fly in the ointment, The monkey in the wrench. The pain in the a§§.
Right Wing:Ewan McGregor... with his moves and spins. I think he was a baton girl in a past life.
Striker: Chuck Norris... so he can practice his roundhouse kicks when scoring goals
Striker: Will Smith... for his incisive mind “I don't make jokes. I just watch the FL and report the facts.”

Who would you have on the subs bench and why???

[1964white]

Season is over so I thought I would pick my team for next year. This is the strongest team I can think of.

Goal keeper:: Hulk Hogan in goal... well because he is big, it would be like parking a bus on the line.
Left Back: Steven Segal... at half time he could put on his cooks outfit and do bacon sannies for the boys.
Center back: Big Arnnie... you know if he gets sent off injured we will be back.
Center back: Dolph Lundgren... just to make Sylvester cool his ass on the subs bench.
Right back:Jean Claude Van Damme... for no other reason than to give the fans a chance to chant Jean Claude.
Left Wing:Eddie Murphy... cos you need a winger to say "Yo, Ref, I'll bust your ass for sayin' §hit like that."
Center mid:Kiefer Sutherland... cos he can run around giving hugs and kisses and saying I love you like in 24 hours.
Center mid:Bruce Willis... Just a fly in the ointment, The monkey in the wrench. The pain in the a§§.
Right Wing:Ewan McGregor... with his moves and spins. I think he was a baton girl in a past life.
Striker: Chuck Norris... so he can practice his roundhouse kicks when scoring goals
Striker: Will Smith... for his incisive mind “I don't make jokes. I just watch the FL and report the facts.”

Who would you have on the subs bench and why???

[1964white]

Seriously

Kasper/??

Lichaj(hopefully), O'Brien, CB, LB,

RM, Howson, CM, Gradel

Becchio, CF,

Kasper may still be our keeper next season

[HarryofOz]

Season is over so I thought I would pick my team for next year. This is the strongest team I can think of.

Goal keeper:: Hulk Hogan in goal... well because he is big, it would be like parking a bus on the line.
Left Back: Steven Segal... at half time he could put on his cooks outfit and do bacon sannies for the boys.
Center back: Big Arnnie... you know if he gets sent off injured we will be back.
Center back: Dolph Lundgren... just to make Sylvester cool his ass on the subs bench.
Right back:Jean Claude Van Damme... for no other reason than to give the fans a chance to chant Jean Claude.
Left Wing:Eddie Murphy... cos you need a winger to say "Yo, Ref, I'll bust your ass for sayin' §hit like that."
Center mid:Kiefer Sutherland... cos he can run around giving hugs and kisses and saying I love you like in 24 hours.
Center mid:Bruce Willis... Just a fly in the ointment, The monkey in the wrench. The pain in the a§§.
Right Wing:Ewan McGregor... with his moves and spins. I think he was a baton girl in a past life.
Striker: Chuck Norris... so he can practice his roundhouse kicks when scoring goals
Striker: Will Smith... for his incisive mind “I don't make jokes. I just watch the FL and report the facts.”

Who would you have on the subs bench and why???

Jack Nicholson...so when the ref pulls out the yellow card he can say 'are you booking me? are you booking me?'

Clint Eastwood...so when he comes on he can say 'are you feeling lucky punks?, Well are you?

Humphrey Bogart...so he can pass the ball back to Lloyd and say 'play it again Sam'

[rab_rant]

Jack Nicholson...so when the ref pulls out the yellow card he can say 'are you booking me? are you booking me?'
'

I thought it was Robert Di Nero who did the "booking" line... no I think Jack would have said
"I'm gonna rip the eyes out of your head and piss into your dead skull! You f*cked with the wrong footballer!

[HarryofOz]

I thought it was Robert Di Nero who did the "booking" line... no I think Jack would have said
"I'm gonna rip the eyes out of your head and piss into your dead skull! You f*cked with the wrong footballer!

Sorry it was indeed Di Nero

[Martyn]

Seriously

Kasper/??

Lichaj(hopefully), O'Brien, CB, LB,

RM, Howson, CM, Gradel

Becchio, CF,

Kasper may still be our keeper next season

Are you assuming Snoddy leaves, or are you saying you wouldn't play him even if he stays?

[revieboy]

how about a bunch of sports stars who aren't footballers?

goalkeeper - Boris Becker - was always good at diving

right back - Jonny Wilkinson - pretty short but could be the free kick specialist
centre back - Shaquille O'Neal - dont think you'd mess with him
centre back - Rafael Nadal - nephew of Miguel Angel Nadal former Barca player, should be a decent player
left back - Jonah Lomu - shouldnt have a problem bursting down the left

Defensive Mid - Mike Tyson - would expect him to put his body on the line
Right Wing - Carl Lewis - shouldnt have a problem running the channels
Attacking Mid - Michael Schumacher - not a bad player
Left Wing - Usain Bolt - pretty quick

striker - John McEnroe - should have the temperament to handle big games
striker - Haile gebreselassie - would run all day long

[Gino 1959]

how about a bunch of sports stars who aren't footballers?

goalkeeper - Boris Becker - was always good at diving

right back - Jonny Wilkinson - pretty short but could be the free kick specialist
centre back - Shaquille O'Neal - dont think you'd mess with him
centre back - Rafael Nadal - nephew of Miguel Angel Nadal former Barca player, should be a decent player
left back - Jonah Lomu - shouldnt have a problem bursting down the left

Defensive Mid - Mike Tyson - would expect him to put his body on the line
Right Wing - Carl Lewis - shouldnt have a problem running the channels
Attacking Mid - Michael Schumacher - not a bad player
Left Wing - Usain Bolt - pretty quick

striker - John McEnroe - should have the temperament to handle big games
striker - Haile gebreselassie - would run all day long

Think we have enough people in the team already that are not footballers?

[revieboy]

Yeah you're probably right.

Maybe we'd be better with Paul than George?

[Emsley]

haha im getting in on this. Here are my subs:

Keeper - sigorney weaver in the "aliens" robot loader. (in pissed off mode)
Superman
Batman
The postal dude.
buddy holly.

[1964white]

Are you assuming Snoddy leaves, or are you saying you wouldn't play him even if he stays?

Think Snoddy will be one of the first to leave GW, several clubs are interested in him

Doesn't bother me tbh, i feel he is overated, he's a tricky player who lacks a yard of pace

Only had three excellent games this season for me

[Martyn]

Think Snoddy will be one of the first to leave GW, several clubs are interested in him

Doesn't bother me tbh, i feel he is overated, he's a tricky player who lacks a yard of pace

Only had three excellent games this season for me

I disagree - he doesn't lack a yard of pace, he lacks so much of it that he makes Ian Harte look fast.

[1964white]

Think Snoddy will be one of the first to leave GW, several clubs are interested in him

Doesn't bother me tbh, i feel he is overated, he's a tricky player who lacks a yard of pace

Only had three excellent games this season for me

I disagree - he doesn't lack a yard of pace, he lacks so much of it that he makes Ian Harte look fast.[/quote]

:hahaha:

Snoddy is a strange footballer, head down, rarely looks up & his crosses invaribly don't beat the first man, only then does he hold up his head in the air with that daft grin on his face looking in total despair

[wakey^white]

his crosses do need some working on. we need someone like mccormack on the pitch who should be stood over nearly every free kick and corner.

[matt leeds]

McCormack should be the first name on that team sheet.

[matttempest]

----------------Kasper-----------
------- Lichai (if we could get him)--- O'Brien --- New CB --- New LB------
------- Snodgrass/Gradel --------Howson --- New Mid (actually can tackle/pass)---- Gradel/Snodgrass----
----- McCormack------
------Becchio------

[JonTheBassist]

GK's:
Schmeichel
???

DEF:
Kisnorbo
O'Brien
Lichaj
Bruce
???
???
???
???

MID:
Howson (c)
Johnson
Snodgrass
Gradel
Nunez
???
???
???

FW:
McCormack
Becchio
Somma
???
???

Those are the players we need to keep...