Scum/Manure Thread

[1964white]

Manure had a £67m bid for England winger Jadon Sancho turned down by Borussia Dortmund.

The German club want about £77.5m for the 21-year-old, with an additional £4.25m bonus payment on top.

The £12m they lost for attempting & pretending to be a ESL club would have been handy now

[Cumbriarents]

Is he any good? Never seen him play well for England

[White Riot]

Is he any good? Never seen him play well for England

On the evidence of what I've seen from him for England I'll be pleased if the dirty Scummers pay a fortune for him

[1964white]

On the evidence of what I've seen from him for England I'll be pleased if the dirty Scummers pay a fortune for him

[Cjay]

Look like they have finally got their man.

£73million for Jadon Sancho.

Phenomenal record in Germany but so did Werner and Havertz.

Is he 4 times as good as Raph? Unlikely

Will he score 24 goals and 36 assists next season? Nope

Shows what great value Raph is.

[1964white]

So they got Sancho for nearly £5m less than the original asking price.

Still an awful lot of dosh if he doesn't produce the goods.

[Cjay]

Manure are making progress on deals for Raphael Varane and Eduardo Camavinga.

Looking at around £60-70mil the pair on top of the £70mil for Sancho (but remember Glazers bad, dont spend blah blah).

They will have some team next season if this goes through tbf.

Fortunately they have a sub standard manager and a weak mentality and runners up will always be the limit.

[1964white]

Rashford to undergo shoulder surgery and could miss first two months of season.

[weasel]

Manure are making progress on deals for Raphael Varane and Eduardo Camavinga.

Looking at around £60-70mil the pair on top of the £70mil for Sancho (but remember Glazers bad, dont spend blah blah).

They will have some team next season if this goes through tbf.

Fortunately they have a sub standard manager and a weak mentality and runners up will always be the limit.

It is only the other team in Manchester that spends money and it is dirty oil money don't you know. They already have a pretty good team in terms of what has been spent on them despite what the fans and media make out and a starting line-up costing more than their city rivals. 2nd place wasn't overachieving.

[Cjay]

They have confirmed the deal to sign Sancho.

Also it is becoming increasingly unlikely Paul Pogba will sign a new deal and so they will need to sell him this summer or risk him leaving for free next summer.

[Cjay]

Ole Gunnar Solskjaer has signed a new deal until 2024.

What wonderful news.

They will win matches just because they have spent a ton on players and talent.

Fortunately Ole lacks the talent to make the final jump to winning trophies.

Excellent

[The Subhuman]

I thought OGS did much better as the season went on...

[White Riot]

Ole Gunnar Solskjaer has signed a new deal until 2024.

What wonderful news.

They will win matches just because they have spent a ton on players and talent.

Fortunately Ole lacks the talent to make the final jump to winning trophies.

Excellent

Great news

Shame Chelsea didn't keep hold of Lampard

[1964white]

I thought OGS did much better as the season went on...

With the amount of money Manure have spent they should be at least competitive in the PL & winning cups.

They got nowhere near Citeh & won nowt.

OSG lacks the quality edge of a top class coach such as Pep, Tuchel & our very own Marcelo.

[1964white]

Friendlies
Derby 1-2 Man Utd
QPR 4-2 Man Utd
Man Utd 2-2 Brentford
Man Utd 4-0 Everton

[1964white]

Real Madrid defender Raphael Varane is near to joining Manchester United for an initial fee of around £34m.

Final details are still to be agreed - but Varane, 28, had told Real he had no wish to extend his current contract, which has a year to run.

The deal for Varane is likely to reach £42m with add-ons.

It is set to follow Jadon Sancho's move to Old Trafford from Borussia Dortmund for £73m, which was confirmed last Friday.

[1964white]

And scum fans often complain about a lack of investment into their squad

[Cjay]

And scum fans often complain about a lack of investment into their squad

Still wont win anything

Such an entitled fanbase, always moaning and complaining.

They have spent more than anyone else in England over the last decade and yet the fans still whinge

[The Subhuman]

Chelsea and Man City have both spent more over the last ten years

[The Subhuman]