Caption Competition #15

[Ellandback1]

[liggy]

You are a bang average footballer..no premier league team will touch you..... did you apologise to marcelo.

[mentalcase]

The number 2 on my back refers to your refereeing standards.

[liggy]

There's no lads go down the pub anymore with a ponytail...your career is not in the premier league..

Infact I'm gan a give ya a yellow card you's is getting on me tits.

[liggy]

I shagged ya ma

Retract that aylng or you'll get a red

[Baldbloke]

Let me explain again Luke, you are Leeds, you don't get penalties awarded to you, they get awarded against you. Any more lip and you'll be booked for an offensive hair style

[Musicman1965]

Well if you must know. I use Coco Milk Shampoo, it gives me balance and it says on the bottle "for
first line defence."

[Lorimer46]

I said NO mayo you muppet

[Unbelievable Jeff]

"Sorry Luke, the rumour is he's going on Sunday...."

[velo]

I know you were fouled Luke, but I haven't carded you yet, so here's a yellow for now

[Tyzy]

Eh, I didn't realise I was supposed to be the captain!

[Finnatic]

“The ‘Ayling Flop’?
I don’t know what you mean”