General Chat

[Jaydog]

Absolutely senseless... which is what they would be after the face/ shovel juxtaposition.

They don’t need any help in the senseless department.
New neighbours syndrome

[Jaydog]

True. I think I can put my hand on my heart and say I've never done that.

Possibly have had a wee in a multi-story though.

Possibly? If you’re unsure it’s never a good sign.

[Jaydog]

Alcohol may have been involved...

Thought so. I didn’t like to say. No one likes to see a drunk lady. Especially not in multi storeys

[Jaydog]

There’s something coming out of the sky here. Sort of wet things. Weird. I’m going to phone the police

[mentalcase]

True. I think I can put my hand on my heart and say I've never done that.

Possibly have had a wee in a multi-story though.

Thats why they smell
When a girl has to go

[Kennyb41]

If it stays on after you've kept still for twenty seconds, it's the moon.

What happens if it stays still?

[Jaydog]

What happens if it stays still?

The moon? Or the light? The moon is moving. 1 month to orbit the Earth. You can always see it because the earth is flat

[Kennyb41]

The moon? Or the light? The moon is moving. 1 month to orbit the Earth. You can always see it because the earth is flat

You talk some bollocks you, it's been proven it's not about 15 years ago.

[Jaydog]

You talk some bollocks you, it's been proven it's not about 15 years ago.

It’s a conspiracy Kenny. Started by 100% Americans.
Chris Columbo. He had a cigar I think

[Jaydog]

The tide won't go out.

Don’t think the tide would be the biggest problem if the moon stood still. Plus women’s moods would be even worse than normal. Allegedly

[Jaydog]

The human body is tidal, and that includes men. If the tide didn't go out, we'd all start to seep.

True. Some are more tidal than others though unscientifically speaking

[Kennyb41]

My arse was tidal this morning.

[Jaydog]

My arse was tidal this morning.

Tsunami?

[Kennyb41]

Tsunami?

Not quite a Tsunami, more a flash flood.

[Kennyb41]

A definite yes, throw nowt away.

[hector]

yay

[1964white]

Chocolate sprinkles dated best before 2011... yay or nay?

Can be eaten for a few years after the expiry date because of their sugary content, but 11 years is pushing it a bit.... I would say no!

[1964white]

Tsunami?

[1964white]

You talk some bollocks you, it's been proven it's not about 15 years ago.

Are you joining us in the York Ebor Festival Kenny boy?

We have two or three players missing for this one

If TIDAL FLOW runs this week, I'm picking it

[Kennyb41]

As always 64, i never jib.

I'll piss it today, get miles in front, then might have a couple of days rest whilst you all catch up, forfeiting £80, like water off a ducks back, i'm on the razzle today, so will try my best to remember tomorrows selections.

Sara you could've put the chocolate out for the wildlife, if it's gone, twas reet.

Think girl think!