Scum/Manure Thread

[The Subhuman]

This is probably old and appropriated, definitely borrowed but

A man goes into a brothel and says, “ I’m a bit kinky, how much for total humiliation ?”
The madam replies, “ It’s £100.”
The man says, “ What do I get for that ?”
She says, “ A Manchester United jersey and a season ticket “ !!

[1964white]

This is probably old and appropriated, definitely borrowed but

A man goes into a brothel and says, “ I’m a bit kinky, how much for total humiliation ?”
The madam replies, “ It’s £100.”
The man says, “ What do I get for that ?”
She says, “ A Manchester United jersey and a season ticket “ !!

[Cjay]

[Jaydog]

Ten Fags is 25/1 into 4/1 for the chop. Knee jerk or realistic? He says they need “quality players”.
Paddy Power have already paid on him as first to go. Mind you PP do that as a PR thing. Doubt it's cost them much. Probably the equivalent of say, 10 fags.

[weasel]

Is this the right place to come to get away from threads talking about c*nts?

[1964white]

[1964white]

Is this the right place to come to get away from threads talking about c*nts?

[Cjay]

Worth the same as Man City owner.

Why do we never get these billionaires who seem to cue up for other clubs?

[1964white]

Scum lose tonight, they will go rock bottom in the Premier League.

[Jaydog]

Scum lose tonight, they will go rock bottom in the Premier League.

Pool beat them 9-0 last season. 4/7 tonight.
I’d expect some fight first half before Pool beat them to a pulp 2nd half

[1964white]

Pool beat them 9-0 last season. 4/7 tonight.
I’d expect some fight first half before Pool beat them to a pulp 2nd half

Scousers smashed scum twice last season, I expect another victory for Liverpool.

[weasel]

Scum lose tonight, they will go rock bottom in the Premier League.

I can see it being a draw. A bit similar as to how Fergie and Soljskaer seemed to always get them to play well against us I can see them being fired up for tonight - it is humiliating for them to lose to Brighton and Brentford but they will be desperate to not lose to their biggest rival.

Prediction MU to go 2-0 up before Pool come back to draw 2-2 or 3-3.

[Jaydog]

I can see it being a draw. A bit similar as to how Fergie and Soljskaer seemed to always get them to play well against us I can see them being fired up for tonight - it is humiliating for them to lose to Brighton and Brentford but they will be desperate to not lose to their biggest rival.

Prediction MU to go 2-0 up before Pool come back to draw 2-2 or 3-3.

I had a free £5 bet from B365 and I’m thinking sort of similar to you but Manure ht/Pool ft. 18/1
Be £90 for no risk if it cops. They bound to come out fighting but Pool will slay them late on 2-1

[weasel]

I can see it being a draw. A bit similar as to how Fergie and Soljskaer seemed to always get them to play well against us I can see them being fired up for tonight - it is humiliating for them to lose to Brighton and Brentford but they will be desperate to not lose to their biggest rival.

Prediction MU to go 2-0 up before Pool come back to draw 2-2 or 3-3.

Well the first part has happened - what will happen now?

[weasel]

NEarly called it right but nearly doesn't get the fleas off the dog.

[Jaydog]

NEarly called it right but nearly doesn't get the fleas off the dog.

Yeah good effort Weasel. Nearly spot on. I too predicted that Manure would get a lead first half but I hadn’t done my homework on Pool. Forgotten they were so short of bodies. Scumsters deserved their win but a new dawn, I don’t think so.
“Fleas off the dog”. Whitby saying?

[1964white]

Six points in a week for the scum, takes them up to 6th in the table

First clean sheet away from home since December.

[Scoobychief]

Scums. Want them near the foot of the table

[Tyzy]

By the end of August normal service will resume and the top 6 will be the same old same old!

[1964white]

Manure have signed Brazil winger Antony from Ajax for an initial fee of 95m euros (£82m).

The deal, which includes a potential 5m euros (£4.3m) of add-ons, is the fourth most expensive signing in Premier League history.

Looks like Raphinha's brother.