Kennyb41 wrote: ↑Wed Aug 10, 2022 4:36 pm
Mrs 64, i've got you down as approx 68 years old, forgive me if i'm wrong, but during the course of your life, were you ever bothered about your lips pouting like a trout fish, or your eyebrows feeling like they need a Gillette Mach 3 daily ?
Surely Mr 64 didn't marry you coz you looked like a Halibut?
I married Jill because she is beautiful, funny, loving & spoils me rotten.
She is still as beautiful as when I married her 25 years ago, some people grow old & frumpy, she has hardly changed a bit which is incredible after all her years with me
1964white wrote: ↑Wed Aug 10, 2022 5:18 pm
I married Jill because she is beautiful, funny, loving & spoils me rotten.
She is still as beautiful as when I married her 25 years ago, some people grow old & frumpy, she has hardly changed a bit which is incredible after all her years with me
Ahhh, bless. What a lovely thing to say. And you know that the Mrs will read it. Win win
Jaydog wrote: ↑Wed Aug 10, 2022 4:40 pm
Trout fish. Halibut.
He’s a flatterer, fair play.
I do love fish mind so I’d go for a women who looked like a bass. Mmmmm bass.
Or a women who looks like Bielsa. Like Sara.
Er, I'd just like to point out that I don't actually look like Bielsa.
Kennyb41 wrote: ↑Wed Aug 10, 2022 4:55 pm
Sara before i hang myself with this next comment, i just want you to know, you are like a drop in the ocean.
Right now to the answer to the above question, and this is from experience growing up in my household with my mum and 2 older sisters when i wanted to put on Grandstand or World of sport at 4.40pm on a Saturday afternoon to see the vidi- printer go through
Me - ' Mum turn this s**t off on bbc2 it's in black and white and i want to see the football results'
My sister - ' Mum ive been watching this since 3pm and i want to see the ending'
Me - ' WHAT THE f**k IS WUTHERING HEIGHTS!'
On the subject of eyebrows, maybe we are conditioned into it by growing up in a culture that judges women by their looks... just a thought.
I wax mine fwiw... used to go somewhere and pay four quid, but I learned to do it myself during lockdown.
It's possible to like Wuthering Heights and football, you know. Life doesn't have to be so polarised.
I think you've been put in your place by Sara up there Kenny boy. Exactly the answer my wife would of given. As soon as you accept they're in charge the better mate
Jaydog wrote: ↑Thu Aug 11, 2022 10:57 am
I think you've been put in your place by Sara up there Kenny boy. Exactly the answer my wife would of given. As soon as you accept they're in charge the better mate
I know where I stand on that score, the safest attitude to adopt after the honeymoon is over mate
SaraM wrote: ↑Thu Aug 11, 2022 11:18 am
I play guitar, not bass... but I am a pisces.
I wouldn't mind looking like Marcelo if I was a 67 year old bloke... he was rather dashing in his youth.
Not a good look for a 56 year old woman though...
Sharp as a knife.
He certainly was. Looks & talent. Unbeatable combo. Not that you've got have looks to be talented of course.
This PC stuff is exhausting.
Jaydog wrote: ↑Thu Aug 11, 2022 11:45 am
Sharp as a knife.
He certainly was. Looks & talent. Unbeatable combo. Not that you've got have looks to be talented of course.
This PC stuff is exhausting.
SaraM wrote: ↑Thu Aug 11, 2022 10:38 am
On the subject of eyebrows, maybe we are conditioned into it by growing up in a culture that judges women by their looks... just a thought.
I wax mine fwiw... used to go somewhere and pay four quid, but I learned to do it myself during lockdown.
It's possible to like Wuthering Heights and football, you know. Life doesn't have to be so polarised.
Well…. Who doesn’t like a bit of Kate Bush.
"Never debate an idiot, they'll only drag you down to their level and they have the advantage of experience"
I know. This holes getting deeper by the minute. Do I need to read that back for any hidden meaning.....
I'll let Kenny dig the holes from now on I think. He's a natural.
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