The #LUFC Breakfast Debate (Friday 23rd September) Joffy admits lack of game time have affected his performances

[hector]

That is some good s**t you smoking today Weasel.....

[Jaydog]

Now for a way to take this topic in a completely new direction. Given that Nostradamus could supposedly tell the future but to a large degree he could do nothing to really affect it (including stopping his own death) if any of us had the power to change 1 thing in the history of the world what would you choose to do?

Feel free everyone to answer on here, I have already predicted who I think will give the best answer. Congratulations to Derek, our extra-terrestrial visitor from Mars, who inadvertently became a member of the forum when he mistranslated the forum name and thought it was Martians On Together. Unfortunately Derek left us after being accused of not being from Mars but actually being Marcello Bielsa by Chapelallman.

*** Some of the above paragragh may not be true.

I’d choose your mum didn’t meet your dad

[weasel]

I’d choose your mum didn’t meet your dad

Are you advocating that they should have used the gloryhole method like your parents presumably did in the Waitrose toilets back in the day?

[Kennyb41]

Absolutely ANY event in world history yes ?

[Jaydog]

Absolutely ANY event in world history yes ?

Yes.
I imagine you’ll get told off on here soon. It’s a Joffy thread

[Jaydog]

Are you advocating that they should have used the gloryhole method like your parents presumably did in the Waitrose toilets back in the day?

Any hole that excluded the possibility of you I suppose.
My parents shopped in a cash & carry.

[Kennyb41]

Yes.
I imagine you’ll get told off on here soon. It’s a Joffy thread

Right, well it's weird that it's come up coz it only happened over the weekend.

I was nailing some wood together on the floor and some dickhead shouted me, yes, the inevitable happened and i fcking hit my thumb.

Jesus Christ it hurt, i'd definitely change that.

[weasel]

Any hole that excluded the possibility of you I suppose.
My parents shopped in a cash & carry.

Ah the posh way of describing the 'transaction' that happened between your parents - your Dad gave your mum cash and she unexpectedly ended up carrying you for 9 months. More romantic than the gloryhole method sort of in the same ilk of the film Pretty Woman - wonder if that film would have worked if she had looked like a ropey old sl*g and him a dirty old pervert - oh and before anyone gets me wrong I am sure JD's parents look more like the film stars.

Can't believe Kenny missed the opportunity to get rid of Orta or keep Bielsa. Still a sore thumb....

[Jaydog]

Ah the posh way of describing the 'transaction' that happened between your parents - your Dad gave your mum cash and she unexpectedly ended up carrying you for 9 months. More romantic than the gloryhole method sort of in the same ilk of the film Pretty Woman - wonder if that film would have worked if she had looked like a ropey old sl*g and him a dirty old pervert - oh and before anyone gets me wrong I am sure JD's parents look more like the film stars.

Can't believe Kenny missed the opportunity to get rid of Orta or keep Bielsa. Still a sore thumb....

Can’t argue with that. My dad did go to public school so I hate to think how I came about. Excuse the pun.

Kenny gave up making Bielsa immortal because of a hurty to his ickle thumb.