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How to tell the sex of a fly!

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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband standing around with a fly swatter

What are you doing?" she asked.

"Hunting Flies" he responded.

"Oh. ! Killing any?" she asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.


Intrigued, she asked "How can you tell them apart?"

He responded "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
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When are you going to use up all those xmas cracker jokes? :roflmao:
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It's the way I tell 'em!
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Drs.Dad wrote:It's the way I tell 'em!
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