The King/Kate

[Cjay]

Kate Middleton confirms her own cancer diagnosis.

All those conspiracy theory weirdos can now hopefully leave her alone

[Jaydog]

It’s all fairly logical. She had major abdominal surgery & subsequent tests found whatever was presumably removed was cancerous. Why people have to endlessly speculate I’ll never know.
It highlights yet again though the disgraceful disparity in treatment between the Royals & the rest of us with unprecedented delays in cancer diagnosis and treatment for the average UK resident

[Irish Ian]

Why people have to endlessly speculate I’ll never know.

Well played..

[weasel]

Why people have to endlessly speculate I’ll never know.

You must have some ideas you could share with us?

[Jaydog]

You must have some ideas you could share with us?

The only idea I’ve got is this. I have zero interest in the Royals. The most uninteresting people that I could ever think of. In her swarmy bench seat statement it’s fairly clear she was told to mention the “others suffering from this terrible disease”, load of old bollocks. I’d vote to get rid of them in a trice.
That’s my idea.

[weasel]

The only idea I’ve got is this. I have zero interest in the Royals. The most uninteresting people that I could ever think of. In her swarmy bench seat statement it’s fairly clear she was told to mention the “others suffering from this terrible disease”, load of old bollocks. I’d vote to get rid of them in a trice.
That’s my idea.

I'd get rid of them too. F8$ck em all of to America - sort of a revenge for them giving us Marsch and his boys.

[Jaydog]

I'd get rid of them too. F8$ck em all of to America - sort of a revenge for them giving us Marsch and his boys.

I don’t think that’s enough to make up for Marsch. Do you?

[1964white]

I believe Kate is a genuine person & one of the nicest royals, obviously protecting her children.

[The Subhuman]

Eddie just sent his lads round to patch the road outside my house...

[Jaydog]

Eddie just sent his lads round to patch the road outside my house...

Did you mean to put this on the pothole thread?

[The Subhuman]

Did you mean to put this on the pothole thread?

Nope ...though could have done.

[Jaydog]

Nope ...though could have done.

Too early for lateral thinking.
Wtf is Eddie?

[The Subhuman]

Too early for lateral thinking.
Wtf is Eddie?

Prince Edward ... as we're talking royals on this thread

[Jaydog]

Prince Edward ... as we're talking royals on this thread

Doh. Fairly slow this morning.
I imagine you’d want Prince Andrew for filling holes.
Especially fairly new ones, young holes if you will.

[The Subhuman]

Doh. Fairly slow this morning.
I imagine you’d want Prince Andrew for filling holes.
Especially fairly new ones, young holes if you will.

I'm not going there.

The house in question is on the outskirts of Prince Edward' Bagshot Park so on Crown Land.. Sophie is often seen in the local antique shops, apparently a very friendly person

[Jaydog]

I'm not going there.

The house in question is on the outskirts of Prince Edward' Bagshot Park so on Crown Land.. Sophie is often seen in the local antique shops, apparently a very friendly person

No sweat.

They’ve always kept out of the limelight. She seemed a bit more dignified than some of the others. Which isn’t difficult in fairness.

[Barlow Boy]

Doh. Fairly slow this morning.
I imagine you’d want Prince Andrew for filling holes.
Especially fairly new ones, young holes if you will.

[Jaydog]

Allegedly I should add.

[weasel]

Allegedly I should add.

Yeah should hope so as well. You wouldn't want him getting into trouble like Rod Stewart did when he filled in pot holes near his home.
He probably has a decent alibi anyway as likely he was in a different country at the time farming underage goats.

[Jaydog]

Yeah should hope so as well. You wouldn't want him getting into trouble like Rod Stewart did when he filled in pot holes near his home.
He probably has a decent alibi anyway as likely he was in a different country at the time farming underage goats.

And not a drop of sweat in sight.