The Subhuman wrote: ↑Thu May 02, 2024 5:08 pm We have to go for the win full stop, unsure what Fqrke thinks that team looks like but I'd assume it will be as few changes as possible, if we don't and play a rested team and Hudds win we're gonna look like numpties

I say, language Timothy.

The Subhuman wrote: ↑Thu May 02, 2024 3:17 pm David Sinatra?

Nancy

She didn't actually do a poop in case you are interested so her xTD was 0. Late for nothing in the end. I was technically late but actually on time. Had I been actually late the fault would have been hers. A no turd dog walk is a rare beast in my experience. The worst case scenario is more turds th...

Cjay wrote: ↑Thu May 02, 2024 3:42 pm The dog didn't walk fast enough which made me late.

The fact I left late is irrelevant

Late for what?
You have a busier bell than Geronimo did.
Never stops ringing.
Watch Weasel turn that in to something obscene.

2-2 Gnonto (Jaydog)

All this jiggery pokery is doing my head in. Before it was the continual obsessing about what if team A does this and team B does that blah blah blah. Now it’s what we will do Saturday if Ipswich do this or do that. What if Ipswich are 3-0 up at HT and we are 1-0 down and in the 2nd half we come bac...

You just cant stop trying to crucify Farke at every oportunity can you, nothing he does is worth anything. READ what he said in the presser. He did have a go at himself, he said "I MADE A MISTAKE TAKING BYRAM OFF " so all your BS about him deflecting all the faults onto the players is pat...

It's a good comparison tbf .... just depends on how you rate Southgate I guess as to whether it's an insult or not. Some would say Southgate has taken us consistently deeper into tournaments than most managers before him, some would say with the quality he has to hand he should have done better ......

The German Southgate.
Wow that’s a low blow.

We don't beat Boro after going behind if the 'changing room' is gone. We have had a bad run of form at the worst time but it happens, Ipswich Leicester and Southampton all did too. Leicester got an undeserved win v WBA that got them back on track, combined with us all losing. Ipswich had their fade...

All itis indicative of is that football is, as Mr Greaves would say, a funny ol' game. A few seasons back my Sunday side played in the Cup Semi (played in midweek), we were 2nd in the league at the time and were playing the team top of the league. Thrashed them 5-0 with yours truly opening the scor...

His strike-rate used to be a bad as mine. To be fair, he's trained some decent horses, the recent retired Pyledriver being one of them. Good luck at Chester. Thanks Leon 👍🏼 Should be a nice day out with the girls. Quite enjoy watching from the wall for free which I will do for a few races on Wednes...

1964white wrote: ↑Tue Apr 30, 2024 10:13 pm And I'm like William Muir

I’m doing all his on the weekend. Is that a bad idea

I get that, but I think we have to be pragmatic. Put it like this, there are a few of our guys getting into the red zone injury wise. There are also the likes of Joseph, Anthony, Cresswell and Geldhardt who desperately need minutes to find any sort of touch. Would playing those lads really weaken u...

Now we have a free hit to sort out a few of our wrinkles going into the playoffs. Don’t really see it as a free hit. Farke has to go in to that game believing the impossible and Southampton would love to win at ER and damage our self confidence a little more than it already is. Seems like an import...

YorkshireSquare wrote: ↑Tue Apr 30, 2024 9:32 pm #2 Town/City for browsers right now is Ipswich

You'd think they'd be busy celebrating, not reading Leeds forums!

According to Clacton White they should all be out throwing spears or dragging knuckles

White Riot wrote: ↑Tue Apr 30, 2024 9:14 pm We can always have an open topped bus parade for getting 90 points

Yeah. Good one. We can celebrate failing in the playoffs at the same time.

DDB220 wrote: ↑Tue Apr 30, 2024 9:12 pm They don’t let pets in unless you are a guide dog

Hopefully it’s raining in Italy

If it is the playoffs and we get to the final I am in Italy. I will be running around Lecce trying to find a bar. Damn the Mrs and her fecking plans. I have a good chance of getting a ticket for the playoff final through contacts. If it helps I’ll take that ticket. That’ll probably make you feel be...

AcrossThePondAsh wrote: ↑Tue Apr 30, 2024 8:41 pm In this case I'm going to assume "experts" is more slang--or is being used very, very loosely

You assume correctly. Never listen to the self proclaimed experts