General Chat

[The Subhuman]

Quite fascinated by the latest “let’s suggest something ridiculous that’s unachievable to take the attention away from us doing an awful job at running the country” by Ritchie Sumak and his gang. The no smoking if born after 2009. Exactly how is this workable or enforceable.
Maybe I’m misunderstanding it but is it possible down the line that an 89 & 90 year old are smoking and one of them could get arrested.

Can we get rid of vapes while we're at it.. I'd rather stand next to someone smoking, than someone vaping... Trust me you look like a c**t while you vape ... apparently it can also alter brain chemistry in the young...

[Jaydog]

Can we get rid of vapes while we're at it.. I'd rather stand next to someone smoking, than someone vaping... Trust me you look like a c**t while you vape ... apparently it can also alter brain chemistry in the young...

Loudermilk. I miss him.
When I walk through a cloud of it I’d like to spit in their face. Why not. Spitting is just a habit like vaping. I walk through a cloud of their vape they get a cloud of my spit. It’s a fair swap.

P.S. I won’t do that. I just do it to people who won’t get out of my whilst running

[1964white]

Meat & crumpet prices drop.
Due to a drop in inflation.
Perm any one of 15 headlines from that.

I love crumpets.

[Jaydog]

I love crumpets.

Well get in the queue early tomorrow as they are about to go up again. This crumpet addiction is a nightmare tbh.

[Kennyb41]

I love crumpets.

Oh Sid, why did ya have to go spoil it with an 's' on the end.

I just enjoy the one everyday fella.

[Sean_Nile]

Well get in the queue early tomorrow as they are about to go up again. This crumpet addiction is a nightmare tbh.

What about fading crumpets, would you touch them?

[Jaydog]

What about fading crumpets, would you touch them?

What’s a fading crumpet? Probably a type only eaten by Ipswich fans.

[DDB220]

Never really been partial to crumpets. Much depends on the butter.
I do like my meat though. Over to you Jay.

[CUSSIE01]

Never really been partial to crumpets. Much depends on the butter.
I do like my meat though. Over to you Jay.

So you’re a meat & 2 veg man DDB ?

[Jaydog]

Never really been partial to crumpets. Much depends on the butter.
I do like my meat though. Over to you Jay.

So that’s interesting. You say you’re not partial to a crumpet but you might be if the butter is right.
Is this a type of butter like Anchor or Lurpack or do you like to be covered in butter like Weasel does the dirty pervert.

[Jaydog]

Hilarious answers to this when I asked the wife.
80. 44. 20
Some people are freaked out by the question.

[Clacton White]

What’s a fading crumpet? Probably a type only eaten by Ipswich fans.

They haven't got crumpets yet.....still trying to invent the wheel and on quests for fire , in between avoiding saber tooth tigers .

[Finnatic]

They haven't got crumpets yet.....still trying to invent the wheel and on quests for fire , in between avoiding saber tooth tigers .

You really aren’t keen on them are you, Clacton…
Care to elaborate?

Any Leeds down that way, I can understand but this season apart they just exist as another club.

6/10 on my hate-ommiter

[The Subhuman]

I like crumpets but 2.50-3 quid for 4 is a bit too steep for me

[hector]

I like crumpets but 2.50-3 quid for 4 is a bit too steep for me

Perils of having to buy GF bud

[The Subhuman]

I know ... no reason for it either except profiteering

[Kennyb41]

Has anyone got a laptop for sale ? Maybe they're renewing or summert ?

I don't need owt fancy i only use it for the net.

I'm useless at knowing what to buy.