Leeds vs Brighton Match Thread

[1964white]

There we go DCL does f**k all for 95 but gets the winner hopefully..Stole it

Isolated for much of the match.

[The Subhuman]

Isolated for much of the match.

Yeah, I hate that excuse tbh..

[1964white]

Said elsewhere I don't think Bornauw has had a bad game when starting.

Mr consistent

I saw Bornauw close up today, he's built like a brick house

[1964white]

Tbf Beto has the same amount of open play goals in far less minutes

Behave CJay.

[The Subhuman]

Behave CJay.

What's he done? He's not wrong.

[Cjay]

Behave CJay.

What?

I haven't said anything incorrect or controversial

It's a fact.

[weasel]

What's he done? He's not wrong.

There's a time and place - why not just be happy? Cjay could debate the point another day when we look at how to strengthen the squad. Just eat the chips, don't p*ss on them.

[Sean_Nile]

Tbf Beto has the same amount of open play goals in far less minutes

There must be a parade somewhere cos I swear I can hear somebody pissing on it

[The Subhuman]

There must be a parade somewhere cos I swear I can hear somebody pissing on it

I can recommend Tena for men

[Sean_Nile]

What?

I haven't said anything incorrect or controversial

It's a fact.

But the inference is that since Beto is so much better and the stats show it. He would have banged in more goals for us... as it is DCL is sloppy seconds, we couldn't get Beto and had to settle for DCL.

Beto has scored 9 Premier League goals for Everton so far. NOT AS GOOD AS DCL.

How many has DCL scored?

[Sean_Nile]

I can recommend Tena for men

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WORE THEM

[Cjay]

I'm not getting drawn into another stupid mountain out of molehill Struijk type moment.

Take it as you like

Was literally just quoting a fact, never mentioned Beto being better or us should signing him or selling DCL.

Literally just mentioned a fact.

[1964white]

What?

I haven't said anything incorrect or controversial

It's a fact.

You've just diminished Calvert-Lewin's goal.

Can't you be happy when we win & rave about own players achievements, as opposed to our opponents players.

It was a wonderful goal from Dominic.

Anyway, you should be happy to see Piroe & Gnonto come on, although not a lot occurred or changed in an attacking sense, once we brought on our subs.

[Cjay]

You've just diminished Calvert-Lewin's goal.

Can't you be happy when we win & rave about own players achievements, as opposed to our opponents players.

It was a wonderful goal from Dominic.

Anyway, you should be happy to see Piroe & Gnonto come on, although not a lot occurred or changed in an attacking sense, once we brought on our subs.

Well taken from DCL

No I didn't.

Just people wanting to jump on any little thing to have a whinge as usual.

[1964white]

But the inference is that since Beto is so much better and the stats show it. He would have banged in more goals for us... as it is DCL is sloppy seconds, we couldn't get Beto and had to settle for DCL.

Beto has scored 9 Premier League goals for Everton so far. NOT AS GOOD AS DCL.

How many has DCL scored?

And Sunderland paid £26m for Beto.

[GreennWhite]

I think we need to look at terminating Stach's contract. How dare he needlessly risk injuring himself further.

He should never have been picked to play, he probably tried to fool the medical team into thinking he was fit enough.

[GreennWhite]

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WORE THEM

touché

[Mick Jones elbow]

And reason I rarely post anymore

[Sean_Nile]

What's he done? He's not wrong.

Chatgpt to the rescue.

Including all competitions (league + cups) this season:
Beto for Everton: 10 goals in 2,917 minutes across all competitions... that’s 292 minutes per goal.

Dominic Calvert-Lewin for Leeds: roughly 15 goals in about 2,650 minutes across all competitions... around 177 minutes per goal. Today’s winner vs Brighton pushed him to 15 for the season.

So when you add the cups in, Calvert-Lewin has been more efficient than Beto this season, about 115 minutes quicker per goal.

OH HOW DATA CAN BE MASSAGED

[DDB220]

No I didn't.

Just people wanting to jump on any little thing to have a whinge as usual.

Just admit that his goal ruined your post match monologue about him being a favourite and Piroe not getting a chance. So you had to come up with a worthless comparison to ease your frustration.