Leeds Chants

[LevLeeds]

As the footballs crap, lets take our minds off it slighty and sing your favorite chants new and old.

[The Subhuman]

:sing:

[HarryofOz]

Boyspank Boyspank give us a song.

[Silky]

The one i dont get is..

blah blah blah

WE'RE THE GREATEST TEAM FOOTBALL THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN!!

What are the actual words? because THAT ^^ is not good english

[HarryofOz]

The one i dont get is..

blah blah blah

WE'RE THE GREATEST TEAM FOOTBALL THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN!!

What are the actual words? because THAT ^^ is not good english

Its IN football

Coz we're Leeds United, Leeds United FC, we're the greatest team IN football, the world has ever seen (at least I think that's it).

[becchio bear]

Boyspank Boyspank give us a song.

Harry Harry show us your thong!

[Silky]

Its IN football

Coz we're Leeds United, Leeds United FC, we're the greatest team IN football, the world has ever seen (at least I think that's it).

See, i thought it must have been... We're the greatest team football AND the world has ever seen... But there clearly isnt an AND in there...

Either way, sounds good when it's sung by everyone

[HarryofOz]

Harry Harry show us your thong!

Do you write with a lisp Angela?

[becchio bear]

Do you write with a lisp Angela?

No

[Gino 1959]

Harry Harry show us your thong!

As pointed out in another thread - some things Harry is best keeping in his trousers!

[Gino 1959]

Boyspank Boyspank give us a song.

A well known chant amongst the Catholic clergy in Ireland.

[TSS]

Not quite what you were looking for, but I thought this was pretty f**king epic;

Travelodge can rave about their Corby trouser press
And there’s a fair bit to be said about Holiday Inn Express
But it’s Kenneth Bates’ s**t motel that’s left us in a mess
What the f**k is goin’ on?

Kenneth Bates’ Leeds United
Kenneth Bates’ Leeds United
Kenneth Bates’ Leeds United
He’s gonna send us down the fuckin’ pan

Now barndoor Billy Paynter is the lardarse of the crew
For a Ginster’s pie or pasty he will break himself in two
His body’s soft and chubby and he’s got some cracking boobs
What the f**k is goin’ on?

Kenneth Bates’ Leeds United
Kenneth Bates’ Leeds United
Kenneth Bates’ Leeds United
He’s gonna send us down the fuckin’ pan

We’ve got no centre forwards and our defence isn’t strong
The f**king beardy ba***rd’s taking us back to League One
And once again at Yeovil you will hear us sing this song
What the f**k is goin’ on?

Kenneth Bates’ Leeds United
Kenneth Bates’ Leeds United
Kenneth Bates’ Leeds United
He’s gonna send us down the fuckin’ pan

He’s bumping up the prices, and spending it on sheets
Ranting about dissidents that mock him with their Tweets
We’re a team of freebie journeymen (but Billy’s got great teats)
What the f**k is goin’ on?

Kenneth Bates’ Leeds United
Kenneth Bates’ Leeds United
Kenneth Bates’ Leeds United
He’s gonna send us down the fuckin’ pan

Kenneth Bates’ Leeds United
Kenneth Bates’ Leeds United
Kenneth Bates’ Leeds United
He’s gonna send us down the fuckin’ pan

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[The Subhuman]

Harry Harry show us your thong!

Isn't a thong a flip flop down under....

[Gurj]

Not quite what you were looking for, but I thought this was pretty f**king epic;



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Hahahahaha....brilliant

[Emsley]

Let's go fuc@ing mental!

The first time I got to sing that I think we hammered blackburn it was awesome.
Everytime you hear it you know something superior is going down.
Only tiem I have heard it sang wrongly was when howson put us one nil up at oakwell - and that turned out, a bit wrong.

[woodfordwhites]

Posh Spice is a Slap*er
she takes it up the a**
and when she's sha**ing Beckham
she thinks on rob snodgrass.

[woodfordwhites]

Your mums you dad
your dads your mum
your interbred and your Leicester Scum

[joluafc4eva]

3rd Jan remember the date
We beat the team we f*cking hate
We knocked the scum out the FA Cup
We're Super Leeds and we're going up.

Jermaine Beckford
Scored a f*cking great goal
In the scum sh*t hole

[woodfordwhites]

He's here,
he's there,
he's every f*****g where
max Gradel, Max Gradellll

[woodfordwhites]

Enoch's got a massive c*ck, Enoch, Enoch
he tucks it in his football sock, Enoch, Enoch
he shagged a girl and now she's dead
he swings his c*ck around his head
Enoch Showunmi, United's toone