FIFA not corrupt - what a relief

HarryofOz · Post by **HarryofOz** » Thu Nov 13, 2014 7:39 pm

So the report into Russia and Qatar's World Cup bids has cleared FIFA of any wrong-doing. What a relief, I was worried that they were corrupt.

In fact, not only are they not corrupt - they are incorruptible. As the following two articles show, not only did FIFA accept the saintly bids from Qatar and Russia but it withstood the corrupt bids from the England and Australia. Oh bravo to FIFA.

Naughty England

Naughty Australia

Post by **1964white** » Thu Nov 13, 2014 7:42 pm

Now there's a surprise

CSA · Post by **CSA** » Thu Nov 13, 2014 7:48 pm

Slack Blatter want's putting in a cage full of Monkeys

Post by **YorkshireSquare** » Thu Nov 13, 2014 8:11 pm

Garcia fights back...

Michael Garcia, who conducted a two-year inquiry, said the report "contains numerous materially incomplete and erroneous representations".

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/30037729

BobHirst · Post by **BobHirst** » Thu Nov 13, 2014 9:15 pm

This just in....
Hitler was just 'misunderstood'
Roy Keane denies knowing who Alf Inge Haaland is
Putin suggests 'Peace in our time'
OJ is innocent
FIFA not corrupt

CSA · Post by **CSA** » Thu Nov 13, 2014 9:20 pm

BobHirst wrote:This just in....
Hitler was just 'misunderstood'
Roy Keane denies knowing who Alf Inge Haaland is
Putin suggests 'Peace in our time'
OJ is innocent
FIFA not corrupt

And you Forgot.............Jordan has just graduate from Oxford University

Martyn · Post by **Martyn** » Thu Nov 13, 2014 9:27 pm

CSA wrote:
And you Forgot.............Jordan has just graduate from Oxford University

Graduated? I thought she was Chancellor

John in Louisiana · Post by **John in Louisiana** » Thu Nov 13, 2014 11:53 pm

HarryofOz wrote:So the report into Russia and Qatar's World Cup bids has cleared FIFA of any wrong-doing. What a relief, I was worried that they were corrupt.

barryanorak · Post by **barryanorak** » Fri Nov 14, 2014 8:17 am

HarryofOz wrote:So the report into Russia and Qatar's World Cup bids has cleared FIFA of any wrong-doing. What a relief, I was worried that they were corrupt.

Makes you wonder who they had to pay, and how much they had to pay them to reach such a conclusion...

HarryofOz · Post by **HarryofOz** » Fri Nov 14, 2014 9:06 am

barryanorak wrote:

Makes you wonder who they had to pay, and how much they had to pay them to reach such a conclusion...

Well the bloke who produced the final report was a German judge

Bakerjamessteven · Post by **Bakerjamessteven** » Sat Dec 06, 2014 12:43 pm

Where there is money there is corruption is that right Mr FIFA

Post by **1964white** » Sat Dec 06, 2014 1:14 pm

Bakerjamessteven wrote:Where there is money there is corruption is that right Mr FIFA

And a picture of you & your lad at the Derby game Bakerboy