Leeds Utd v Norwich City Match Thread

[Genghers]

Had a dream the other night that we lost this 2-5...

Though the last Leeds related dream I had was that Klich kept getting the ball on the edge of Preston's box and wouldn't shoot... So maybe it's a good omen!

Clarke back to impact sub, Roberts given the chance to impress at 10 again, with Pablo going back to the wing.

Maybe a little harsh on Phillips, but at the same time I think that Forshaw has played well enough to keep that spot, and you wouldn't take Klich out after scoring two last week.

[Jay]

I'm gonna miss it as well Jay....but through choice I'm afraid I simply will not be able to watch this one, I'll be too stressed so I'll record it and watch it later....if we win

Ive been nervous about this game all week, but this morning i woke up with a good feeling about this. Think were gonna hand it to them ;) MOT

[Doire_Boi]

Have this done for an over 4.5 goals

[NorfolkWhite]

Just come on Leeds, for once don’t let me down - phone is already crammed with texts, going in to hibernation if we lose.

[NorfolkWhite]

I'm gonna miss it as well Jay....but through choice I'm afraid I simply will not be able to watch this one, I'll be too stressed so I'll record it and watch it later....if we win

C’mon Swannie - what’s the worst that can happen.....oh yeah......maybe a good idea

Need to watch if you can though - there’s some sort of football juju in the air that gets transmitted back to the team

[hector]

Ducky will be sat at home with 73 "medicinal" whiskeys, and headphones on... They will be loud and the McDonut equivalent of "white noise" coming out of them (basically anything she has "sung" in the past)

Ducky may then re-surface this evening to another 68 "evening" whiskeys to help sleep hit..

[lufc1304]

Must admit to being nervous about this one. Probably for the first time this season, which is testament to the job Bielsa and the squad have done. Would take a point now, but hoping for three. I have a feeling it will either be a demolition job or a capitulation. Everything crossed for the former

[lufc1304]

Must admit to being nervous about this one. Probably for the first time this season, which is testament to the job Bielsa and the squad have done. Would take a point now, but hoping for three. I have a feeling it will either be a demolition job or a capitulation. Everything crossed for the former

[rab_rant]

Leeds will be riding on rainbow unicorns on clouds of pink candy floss
Every crunching tackle Pontus makes will result in showers os Smarties and Skittles
being scattered over the pitch. Kiko will sleep on the goal line and save every shot
on goal by imagining Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks. Roofe will float like a zephyr
on a blue and yellow mist of confusion and will think the balls into the net.
The midfield will tick with the precision of an atomic clock, each pass so micron
perfect Norwich will be dumbfounded, spellbound and rooted to the spot like
Easter Island figurines, that they will give the impression they have stood there
for centuries, and are covered in moss. The stands will will echo with the whirring
of scarfs, making a drone similar to the helicopters in Apocalypse Now, and Bielsa
will sit on his bucket with a Robert Duval cowboy hat on his head and muse to himself
how he loves the smell of victory in the evening especially when it is on Sky.
In the offices of the EFL Shaun Harvey will have an apoplectic fit and writhe on the
floor foaming at the mouth. TV pundits will be struck dumb, choking on their tongues that
have rolled back into their throats, Referees dressed in black in their covens will scramble
away into the shadows, aghast at the blinding light, the flashes of brilliance that have
secured Leeds a 6 point led at the top of the table. The Queen will put Radrizzani on the
honours list. Eddie Gray will finally be understood by everybody, and Bielsa will speak
like an Oxford Don at the post match press conference, limiting his entire speech to four
words. "I told you so"

[The Subhuman]

It's what we're here for, top of the table clashes. Looking forward to this irrespective of the final score...should be a cracker if we don't cancel each other out

[mothbanquet]

Haven't felt this excited/queasy about a game for many a log year.

[LUFC 1966]

This is it. The biggest game since League 1 last game of the season vs Bristol Rovers. I’ve got goosebumps and haven’t even set off for the match yet. Cmon Leeds lets give the world a show and something to talk abut other than Spygate.

[whiteswan]

Ive been nervous about this game all week, but this morning i woke up with a good feeling about this. Think were gonna hand it to them ;) MOT

Hope you're right about your good feeling Jay

[whiteswan]

C’mon Swannie - what’s the worst that can happen.....oh yeah......maybe a good idea

Need to watch if you can though - there’s some sort of football juju in the air that gets transmitted back to the team

Might have to watch it 15 mins behind then a and keep an eye on here as to what's happening

[hector]

Oh dear.....

afternoon Ducky

[whiteswan]

Ducky will be sat at home with 73 "medicinal" whiskeys, and headphones on... They will be loud and the McDonut equivalent of "white noise" coming out of them (basically anything she has "sung" in the past)

Ducky may then re-surface this evening to another 68 "evening" whiskeys to help sleep hit..

No whiskies hector, too early.... I've got 5 bottles of white chilling in the porch
No Jane either hector. I'm up in Wakey at my folks.....about 500 yards from where Jane lives

[Irish Ian]

WBA 0 Boro 1 approaching H-T

[whiteswan]

Oh dear.....

afternoon Ducky

afternoon hector

[Irish Ian]

Haven't felt this excited/queasy about a game for many a log year.

Same here, and now I am reading speculation that we may see Bamford on the bench


I CANT TAKE THE TENSION ANYMORE!!!!

Roll on 5.30

[The Subhuman]

Brom/Mid now at 1-1