Georginio Rutter-

For everything Leeds United related and everything not - Have your say... the Marching on Together way!
Forum rules
Please be sure you are acquainted with the forum rules outlined within our FAQs.

Help support the site by using our Amazon Affiliate link when making any purchases from Amazon.
Post Reply
User avatar
weasel
Superstar
Superstar
Posts: 14273
Joined: Wed May 23, 2007 10:28 pm
Location: Within a mile of Yorkshire

Re: Georginio Rutter- Having minor surgery

Post by weasel »

I'm thinking we should force Cjay to play instead of Rutter, against Watford, if Rutter doesn't recover in time.
Top
User avatar
whiteswan
Superstar
Superstar
Posts: 15921
Joined: Tue Mar 06, 2012 1:10 am

Re: Georginio Rutter- Having minor surgery

Post by whiteswan »

weasel wrote: ↑Tue Mar 19, 2024 3:23 pm I'm thinking we should force Cjay to play instead of Rutter, against Watford, if Rutter doesn't recover in time.
Do you want to win or not :shock:

Personally I think we should tie him to the goal post....
Top
User avatar
Sean_Nile
First Team
First Team
Posts: 1018
Joined: Sat Aug 12, 2023 2:25 pm

Re: Georginio Rutter- Having minor surgery

Post by Sean_Nile »

Man went in for a hernia operation and by mistake the surgeon cut off his testicles.

On waking up and discovering what had happened the man said he was going to sue the doctor.

Go ahead said the doctor, but I don't think you have the balls for it
Top
Cjay
Superstar
Superstar
Posts: 28842
Joined: Tue Aug 01, 2017 3:01 pm

Re: Georginio Rutter- Having minor surgery

Post by Cjay »

hector wrote: ↑Tue Mar 19, 2024 2:17 pm You would say that........... being the one who jinxed him :mrgreen:
giphy-8.gif
giphy-8.gif (2.2 MiB) Viewed 501 times
Signed

King Cjay

Fountain of all knowledge and wisdom
Top
Cjay
Superstar
Superstar
Posts: 28842
Joined: Tue Aug 01, 2017 3:01 pm

Re: Georginio Rutter- Having minor surgery

Post by Cjay »

whiteswan wrote: ↑Tue Mar 19, 2024 2:37 pm I'm still deciding on whether or not to forgive him !!!!
kpvWEl.gif
kpvWEl.gif (3.75 MiB) Viewed 501 times
Signed

King Cjay

Fountain of all knowledge and wisdom
Top
Cjay
Superstar
Superstar
Posts: 28842
Joined: Tue Aug 01, 2017 3:01 pm

Re: Georginio Rutter- Having minor surgery

Post by Cjay »

weasel wrote: ↑Tue Mar 19, 2024 3:23 pm I'm thinking we should force Cjay to play instead of Rutter, against Watford, if Rutter doesn't recover in time.
1586693083017760777.gif
1586693083017760777.gif (3.38 MiB) Viewed 500 times
My time has come
Signed

King Cjay

Fountain of all knowledge and wisdom
Top
User avatar
whiteswan
Superstar
Superstar
Posts: 15921
Joined: Tue Mar 06, 2012 1:10 am

Re: Georginio Rutter- Having minor surgery

Post by whiteswan »

Cjay wrote: ↑Tue Mar 19, 2024 4:28 pmkpvWEl.gif
Ohhhhhh.....go on then :roll:
Top
User avatar
weasel
Superstar
Superstar
Posts: 14273
Joined: Wed May 23, 2007 10:28 pm
Location: Within a mile of Yorkshire

Re: Georginio Rutter- Having minor surgery

Post by weasel »

Cjay wrote: ↑Tue Mar 19, 2024 4:29 pm 1586693083017760777.gif

My time has come
Phil Hay has just tweeted
Leeds United have been unable to agree terms with Cjay on a short term contract to cover Rutter's absence. Cjay was apparently demanding in excess of £50k per week, a £2m signing on fee and a hefty bonus if the club achieved promotion. Contract discussions broke down this evening amid rumours that Sevilla are now interested.
Top
User avatar
Jaydog
Site Contributor
Site Contributor
Posts: 13205
Joined: Thu Mar 10, 2022 9:52 pm
Location: Just outside your house

Re: Georginio Rutter- Having minor surgery

Post by Jaydog »

weasel wrote: ↑Tue Mar 19, 2024 8:27 pm Phil Hay has just tweeted
Excellent. A great signing if it happens.
So it’ll be the 4-4-twat-1 formation then?
Top
Cjay
Superstar
Superstar
Posts: 28842
Joined: Tue Aug 01, 2017 3:01 pm

Re: Georginio Rutter- Having minor surgery

Post by Cjay »

weasel wrote: ↑Tue Mar 19, 2024 8:27 pm Phil Hay has just tweeted
Unfortunately venture capital fund wouldn't cough up what I'm worth.

So I've gone to see ole Vic.

He loves handing out massive wages and escape clauses to the detriment of his employer

Ideal
Signed

King Cjay

Fountain of all knowledge and wisdom
Top
Cjay
Superstar
Superstar
Posts: 28842
Joined: Tue Aug 01, 2017 3:01 pm

Re: Georginio Rutter- Having minor surgery

Post by Cjay »

Jaydog wrote: ↑Tue Mar 19, 2024 8:39 pm Excellent. A great signing if it happens.
So it’ll be the 4-4-twat-1 formation then?
Made me chuckle that tbf :lol:

However . . . . .
1P97.gif
1P97.gif (723.34 KiB) Viewed 395 times
Signed

King Cjay

Fountain of all knowledge and wisdom
Top
User avatar
hector
Moderator
Moderator
Posts: 11917
Joined: Mon Jul 30, 2012 5:57 am
Location: Salisbury

Re: Georginio Rutter- Having minor surgery

Post by hector »

Jaydog wrote: ↑Tue Mar 19, 2024 8:39 pm Excellent. A great signing if it happens.
So it’ll be the 4-4-twat-1 formation then?
Oy.... go easy on Jinxy...... not his fault.... :) :)
Top
User avatar
Jaydog
Site Contributor
Site Contributor
Posts: 13205
Joined: Thu Mar 10, 2022 9:52 pm
Location: Just outside your house

Re: Georginio Rutter- Having minor surgery

Post by Jaydog »

Cjay wrote: ↑Tue Mar 19, 2024 8:46 pm Made me chuckle that tbf :lol:

However . . . . .

1P97.gif
It’s a great honour to receive a finger from you King Cjay.
Top
User avatar
weasel
Superstar
Superstar
Posts: 14273
Joined: Wed May 23, 2007 10:28 pm
Location: Within a mile of Yorkshire

Re: Georginio Rutter- Having minor surgery

Post by weasel »

Jaydog wrote: ↑Tue Mar 19, 2024 9:02 pm It’s a great honour to receive a finger from you King Cjay.
I thought you'd be disappointed to not receive the whole fist....

You'd need a hernia op after that
Top
User avatar
Jaydog
Site Contributor
Site Contributor
Posts: 13205
Joined: Thu Mar 10, 2022 9:52 pm
Location: Just outside your house

Re: Georginio Rutter- Having minor surgery

Post by Jaydog »

weasel wrote: ↑Tue Mar 19, 2024 9:16 pm I thought you'd be disappointed to not receive the whole fist....

You'd need a hernia op after that
How long would I be out for?
Top
User avatar
weasel
Superstar
Superstar
Posts: 14273
Joined: Wed May 23, 2007 10:28 pm
Location: Within a mile of Yorkshire

Re: Georginio Rutter- Having minor surgery

Post by weasel »

Jaydog wrote: ↑Tue Mar 19, 2024 9:34 pm How long would I be out for?
Depends how long CJay was in for.
Top
User avatar
whiteswan
Superstar
Superstar
Posts: 15921
Joined: Tue Mar 06, 2012 1:10 am

Re: Georginio Rutter- Having minor surgery

Post by whiteswan »

Boys....behave!
Top
Cjay
Superstar
Superstar
Posts: 28842
Joined: Tue Aug 01, 2017 3:01 pm

Re: Georginio Rutter- Having minor surgery

Post by Cjay »

Jaydog wrote: ↑Tue Mar 19, 2024 9:02 pm It’s a great honour to receive a finger from you King Cjay.
MUST . . . . BE . . . . . MATURE . . . . . .MUST . . . . . NOT . . . . RESPOND . . . . . . WITH . . . . . . 1ST . . . . . THOUGHT . . . . . .


Erm


Lovely weather isn't it?
Last edited by Cjay on Tue Mar 19, 2024 11:07 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Signed

King Cjay

Fountain of all knowledge and wisdom
Top
Cjay
Superstar
Superstar
Posts: 28842
Joined: Tue Aug 01, 2017 3:01 pm

Re: Georginio Rutter- Having minor surgery

Post by Cjay »

weasel wrote: ↑Tue Mar 19, 2024 9:40 pm Depends how long CJay was in for.
What a horrific thought :oops:
Signed

King Cjay

Fountain of all knowledge and wisdom
Top
User avatar
weasel
Superstar
Superstar
Posts: 14273
Joined: Wed May 23, 2007 10:28 pm
Location: Within a mile of Yorkshire

Re: Georginio Rutter- Having minor surgery

Post by weasel »

Cjinx wrote: ↑Tue Mar 19, 2024 11:06 pm What a horrific thought :oops:
Truly horrific. When things look bleak, as they do with Rutter's injury, you simply have to make a good fist of it, as the saying goes.
Top
Post Reply

Return to “Leeds United Chat”