Leeds Utd v Watford Match Thread

[Jaydog]

Jay is definitely our funniest man

No definitely not.
Weasel is far funnier and a great looker too.
I dont mean I fancy him or anything.
I’m digging a hole here.

[Jaydog]

It wasn't meant in any way, i'm just trying to weigh up the different posters.
I'm no expert, or i'd be managing or even playing.
It's just all your posts seem to be comedic and not football related.
It was a polite question btw.
I've noticed some very delicate posters on here whilst reading.
Perhaps it may be better to put the nature of any questions, i.e :
Polite tone : Followed by the question..
Angry tone : Followed by the question..

No problem.
Have you read through all my posts.
Fair play to you that’s dedication in understanding a poster.
If you move on to Cjay & Weasel convo’s you will be reading them for years

[CypriotWhite]

"Figures. So is that a scouser trying to flick vinegar off the end of his c**k. Maybe Geronimo knows the answer…"
"Is this something to do with vinegar strokes.
This place is a den of perverts tbh."
"Oh come on Hector are you telling me you and your pals never knotted up your nuts and bashed them together in the playground."
"I used to soak my conkers in vinegar"
"Vinegar stroke.
Not heard that before.
“vinegar stroke (plural vinegar strokes) (slang, chiefly in the plural) During masturbation, a fast stroke of the penis just before ejaculation.”
"Did I make a subtle joke. Unlike me "

Above are just your most recent posts, with the bold one suggesting even you think so yourself.
I used to like the 'class clown' at school, at least it wasn't me getting the whack.
'The whack' depending on your age is when we got the cane.

[1964white]

Like i immediately thought, the quite obvious pass is to the No.8 who has made himself available.
They are being trained to keep it on the deck.
I can't see Farke being happy with what turned out to be a risky 'in the air' pass, it ended up proving to be risky, and their goal came from it.
Thanks for going to the effort you have.

A pleasure!

Soloman won the ball in the air & the ball ended up to a Watford player, so yes we lost possession because of the floated pass. Apart from Tanaka's perfect passing, I thought our passing was erratic, hence our overall possession stats were 53% to Watford's 47%.

[Jaydog]

"Figures. So is that a scouser trying to flick vinegar off the end of his c**k. Maybe Geronimo knows the answer…"
"Is this something to do with vinegar strokes.
This place is a den of perverts tbh."
"Oh come on Hector are you telling me you and your pals never knotted up your nuts and bashed them together in the playground."
"I used to soak my conkers in vinegar"
"Vinegar stroke.
Not heard that before.
“vinegar stroke (plural vinegar strokes) (slang, chiefly in the plural) During masturbation, a fast stroke of the penis just before ejaculation.”
"Did I make a subtle joke. Unlike me "

Above are just your most recent posts, with the bold one suggesting even you think so yourself.
I used to like the 'class clown' at school, at least it wasn't me getting the whack.
'The whack' depending on your age is when we got the cane.

Now I see them together I tend to agree with you.
I will try to make football comments from now on.
Thanks for you help.
I mean that sincerely.

[CypriotWhite]

Jay is definitely our funniest man

Polite tone : Well that's a bit sad going forward.

[1964white]

No problem.
Have you read through all my posts.
Fair play to you that’s dedication in understanding a poster.
If you move on to Cjay & Weasel convo’s you will be reading them for years

[CypriotWhite]

Now I see them together I tend to agree with you.
I will try to make football comments from now on.
Thanks for you help.
I mean that sincerely.

No, you shouldn't change for no one.
By all means carry on the same, why change, that's your style.
I have no doubt you have football views to offer or why would you be here.

[Jaydog]

No, you shouldn't change for no one.
By all means carry on the same, why change, that's your style.
I have no doubt you have football views to offer or why would you be here.

Thanks CW.
I find it hard to take life seriously especially football but you have made me rethink life.
Today I will talk nothing but football. Even in Waitrose.
Yes I’m posh as well as a comedian.

[CypriotWhite]

Thanks CW.
I find it hard to take life seriously especially football but you have made me rethink life.
Today I will talk nothing but football. Even in Waitrose.
Yes I’m posh as well as a comedian.

Probably too extreme.
But as you say, your life.

[CUSSIE01]

I googled that saying recently, I knew what it meant just wanted to know where it originated from.

I must be living in a bubble, had never heard that phrase before, wish I hadn’t looked it up now.

[CUSSIE01]

No idea.
Are you the football expert?
We have a lot of those in fairness.

You’re certainly the funniest on here, please don’t change or start talking football there's enough of that on here, you’d think it was a bl**dy football forum or something .

[Jaydog]

You’re certainly the funniest on here, please don’t change or start talking football there's enough of that on here, you’d think it was a bl**dy football forum or something .

Oh f**k off
CW has worked me out now. You might be next

[CUSSIE01]

Oh f**k off
CW has worked me out now. You might be next

That was a compliment by the way, I know, not like me.

[Jaydog]

That was a compliment by the way, I know, not like me.

I’m going to treasure it always

[Jaydog]

Probably too extreme.
But as you say, your life.

Polite mode.
I think you’re the feather ruffler type CW.
There tends to be the odd one.
But as you say yourself its your life.

[CypriotWhite]

A 'feather ruffler' - I like that, more a hair ruffler tbh.
But you're right, I've ruffled a few feathers in my time, shaken a few trees, rang a good few bells, and squashed some pips.
Whatever they all mean.
Who was that guy who used to crush grapes, you a bit like that?

[CypriotWhite]

Oh f**k off
CW has worked me out now. You might be next

What are the tolerance levels like on here for foul language?
I arrived at these shores after years and years on Waccoe, it is awash with it there, so much so that the site has not just become unbearable, but unreadable.
Bad language as a rule of thumb doesn't trouble me at all, it's everywhere, every day, every night.
Just wondering that's all

[Jaydog]

A 'feather ruffler' - I like that, more a hair ruffler tbh.
But you're right, I've ruffled a few feathers in my time, shaken a few trees, rang a good few bells, and squashed some pips.
Whatever they all mean.
Who was that guy who used to crush grapes, you a bit like that?

I think you ruffled Cjays hair.
I’m sure Hector will be along shortly with a reference to 64s barnet.
Crush grapes? I was picking some last week as it happens but I didn’t crush any.
This is one of those Faaip ones where I struggle for hours to fathom it out.

[1964white]

I think you ruffled Cjays hair.
I’m sure Hector will be along shortly with a reference to 64s barnet.
Crush grapes? I was picking some last week as it happens but I didn’t crush any.
This is one of those Faaip ones where I struggle for hours to fathom it out.

I just ask him to explain, when I'm stumped.